Today on the Round Table: Mexico's clowns come out against the assassin that shot a top drug lord, a man converts his fortune to gold and throws it away to keep his wife from taking it in the divorce, and a fast food groper is caught after police follow a trail of curly fries to his door. Joining us today: Rojo Perez!

This week on the Round Table: a man tries to escape a cop by throwing a parrot in his direction, a Chinese bride screams rape after accidentally sleeping with a groomsman on her own wedding night, and an assassin dressed as a clown in Mexico takes down a top drug boss. Joining us today: Malachi Nimmons and our buddy Drew!

Today on the Round Table: a man fakes his own kidnapping so he can go out drinking with his buddies, a lunch lady pays two kids to beat up a third, and a man in Mexico is arrested for padlocking his wife's pants. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski!

Holden McNeely and Marcus Parks of the Round Table are proud to present the first installment of Bonkers Radio Hour, an exploration into the strangest and most annoying corners of their little brother brains. Featuring original songs by The Bungee Boys, The Gogogogogogogogogo, and Donnie and the D*ckheads!

This week on the Round Table: a man rapes an injured cow on a railway track, a husband shoots his wife dead following a Family Feud audition, and a homeowner pumps 19 bullets into a car belonging to a couple Jehovah's Witnesses. Joining us today: Micah Sherman, Seena Jon, and Kellen Maloney!

This week on the Round Table: a man attacks his stepdad with a sword over a missing can of shrimp, deadly hornets are attacking the nation of China, and a pedophile priest tries to sex the gay away with teenage boys. Joining us today: Steve Pasieka aka Skulk the Hulking!

This week on the Round Table: a mentally challenged man has his brand new copy of GTA V stolen, a man with no teeth attempts to bite off another man's penis in a scuffle, and a new drug craze involving shampoo is sweeping the nation. Joining us today: Jordan Temple!

Today on the Round Table: a furry is arrested for having sex with a cat on multiple occasions, a drunken pig picks a fight with a cow, and a Nigerian man is raped to death by five of his six wives. Joining us today: Sean Patton and from The Cowmen, Doug Austin!

This week on the Round Table: a man shoots a monkey handler after said handler refuses said man to give said monkey drink wine, a man in England is busted for shampooing his genitals on the bus, and a 107 year-old man is killed in a shootout with a SWAT team.

This week on the Round Table: a man desecrates a well-loved tradition in Canada by swallowing a forty year old toe, a goat refuses to leave a roof, and a Chinese dog hunter is foisted by his own petard as he accidentally kills himself with the very weapon he used to hunt canines. Joining us today: Round Tabler of the Year Michael Che and the Reformed Whores!