This week on the Round Table: a man in China convinces a woman to let him exorcise her vagina demons, two men in separate incidents assault women with pizza, and an Oklahoman is arrested for outhouse crimes. Joining us today: Nimesh Patel and Yang Miller!

This week on the Round Table: a study finds Budweiser sends more people to the ER than any other alcoholic beverage, a boy in Africa gets his buttocks eaten by a chimp, and a 12 year old wrestles a gator into submission, saving a local elder. Joining us today: Amber Nelson and Danny Jolles!

Today on the Round Table: a testicle gobbling cousin of the piranha is terrorizing Scandinavia, a routine monkey walk ends in murder, and Pedophile Corner returns with a man claiming to be a sexologist. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski and Sara Benincasa!

Today on the Round Table: a man loses his life savings in a carnival game called Tubs of Fun, two miniature horses are stung to death by a swarm of bees, and a dog eats a paralyzed man's testicle. Joining us today: Walter Replogle and Kellen Maloney of Murderfist!

This week on Round Table: a couple of pranksters sends a group of Christian campers to the hospital with a potent fart spray, a hairy sex dwarf terrorizes a town in Africa, and an Oregon town refuses to erect a five foot tall statue of a chicken commemorating a car crash.

Today on the Round Table: a man is charged with felony theft after drinking the 52 bottles of Prohibition-era whiskey he was asked to protect, a 4 year old finds a pipe stuffed to the brim with weed in his Burger King kids meal, and a woman threatens to kill her neighbor because everyone knows she had sex with her cat. Joining us today: Myka Fox!

This week on the Round Table: a Brazilian man is killed by a falling cow, an ice cream truck driver is charged with a DWI in the midst of a war with another vendor, and a man kills his wife over an argument involving sex toys and a Nintendo Wii. Joining us today: buddy Ben and Joe Pera!

This week on the Round Table: Seattle police want to talk to a man who left a pig wearing sweatpants in an unventilated car, a woman douses her fellow bus passengers with gasoline and threatens to light a match, and special guest Mister Pastrami regales us with many wonderful tales from his time as a strip club owner. Also joining us today: Mark Normand and Megan Boone!

This week on Round Table: a rare bird dies in front of dozens of Englishmen, a stripper has a miscarriage while twerking onstage, and a man in Wisconsin is arrested for having sex with a couch in public.

Today on the Round Table: mystery poo-poo falls from the sky in Canada, a man with a magic flute and a van full of birds is arrested after attacking some cops, and a cat is painted over by a roadside crew in Colorado. Joining us today: Nick Vatterott, Amber Nelson, and our good friend Madeline!