But donkeys do! Tune in to hear us discuss donkey racing, what happens when a meth head gets horny around a cat, and just what teaching math in Philadelphia can drive you to do. The answer is die.

It’s true! In the news this week, we’ve got a principal who was stabbed to death in Tennessee by a student three days after the fall semester began, an elderly woman who somehow managed to die in a recycling bin, and chimps chimps chimps, plus Ben and Marcus talk about the only two animals they tried to take care of, which they both promptly killed without meaning to. Today’s Chuckle Hut member: Cave Comedy Radio’s own Pat Dixon, plus we’ve got Amber Nelson filling in for our girl Jackie Zebrowski.

Titty Hitler, stupid, stupid Neo-Nazis shaving and branding Navajos, disabled decapitations; we've got it all on this episode of the Round Table of Gentlemen! In addition, we also tell our favorite Polish jokes (interchangeable with Haitian jokes) and play our very own version of The Dating Game. Our Chuckle Hutter this week: host and producer of Sunday Night Stand-Up at Three of Cups in the East Village, R.G. Daniels!

Tune in this week to hear Jackie's disgusting new green goop use for them, plus from the news: hot sauce punishment, a Marine throws his son overboard, and Americans are fat as fuck and getting fatter. Almost as fat as the Round Table, but not quite.

What would you do? Tune in to hear just how the Round Table would handle (and did handle) the situation, plus a kid gets shot in the stomach with a crossbow and grandfather abuses his grandchildren, and not sexually, for once. Don't be surprised what Jackie thinks about it. And we've got a hell of a stable of guests this week, as Mark Normand, Seena Jon, Pat Dixon, and Victor Varnado join us in the office!

Join us for this edition of The Round Table as we discuss hot beef fat injections, meat babies and drunken elks, plus it's time for the return of the Round Table Lightning Round! We've also got special guest Thomas Dale sitting in for our boy Ben Kissel and Jason Kalter and Joe List sitting in the Hut.

This week on the Round Table, the boys get to talk about a real-life Weekend At Bernie's with strippers, more donkey news and eatin' balls, plus in the return of The Newlywed Game, we find out how many vaginas Jackie has seen and Marcus' exact penis size!

Death! It comes to us all. But today on the Round Table, we're obsessed with it. Misquoted rap lyrics, misguided confessions, our last words, and a homemade pair of nunchucks and more on this, the 65th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen. Today features Mr. James Adomian in the Chuckle Hut!

It's bear time at The Creek and The Cave! Join us for this live episode as we discuss the merits of bear murder, why the internet is ruining China, and which member of the Round Table was kicked out of theater class for filling the lead actor's shoes with piss.

On this week's Round Table, we've got three wonderful NYC teachers (a Satanist, a self-styled ladies man, and an overzealous hugger), people rippin' eyeballs from their head, and the strange, strange thing that British men say post-coitus.