The New Year starts off with a bang here on Cave Comedy Radio with the 77th episode of The Round Table of Gentlemen, wherein we discuss a mass Santa murder in Texas, the brutal raping of a chihuahua by a wheelchair-bound sicko, and the Round Table gives their year in review. Featuring Molly Knefel, Henry Zebrowski, Walter Replogle, and John Moreno!

On this, the first of two(!) Round Table's this week, the gang discusses such pressing topics as urn thievery, a new serial killer in Orange County, and the many public masturbation habits of the Round Table.

So you know how when you listen to the Round Table and everyone's drunkenness gets more and more obvious as the show goes on? Well! Tune in for this week's second Round Table to hear what happens when we record two in a row. Child sacrifice! Pissin' on art! FIGHTS!

Hoo boy! On this, the eightieth episode of the Round Table, comedian Michael Shawki joins us in the studio to tell a tale so amazing, it damn near rendered us speechless. That's right. He's been doing porn. PORN. Tune in to hear answers to all the questions you've ever had about the making of a porno movie, including secrets of the industry and his "encounter" with Nailin' Palin star Lisa Ann.

On today's Round Table: a man tries to poison his wife with Goof Off, Hitler's Polish bunker is up for grabs, and the first ever convening of the Round Table Government Association occurs, plus Jeffrey Joseph drops in and asks for food stamps.

On today's Round Table: a man blames his wife beating on a ghost, a professional wrestler goes on an AIDS spree, and Germans. Dear Lord the Germans. Plus, we got Amber Nelson and Michael Che join us for a rousing game of Password!

On today's Round Table, two gay Columbian priests commit suicide by hitman, racoons are infesting schools in Florida, and a meth-fueled Icelandic horse-meat robbery goes horribly wrong, plus we've got Molly Knefel, Zach Sims, and Mark Normand joining in!