Louis Katz joins the gang to learn about a pig that was recently rescued from a Canadian fire, a woman who was recently assaulted by a Times Square panhandler, and Holden's ant problem.

The gang is joined by Christi Chiello, Nick Vatterott, and Momma Larson to dish about escaped bees, Jay Z's torrid affair, and the recent banana-eating-livestream ban in China.

Reid Faylor joins the gang to talk about the best day of their lives, try to help catch a serial outdoor pooper, discuss sexual innuendos in music, and learn about a sex doll that was mistaken for a real woman.

The gang talks about the recent secret Limp Bizkit concert hoax, debates whether or not it's polite to use a monkey as a form of currency with which to pay your hooker, and listens to Holden try his hardest to derail Henry's career.

The gang is joined by Danny Tamberelli and Lance Weiss to compare types of fart sprays, hear about recent lawn mower related deaths, and learn what types of vehicles are (and are not) okay to operate while drunk.

The gang is joined by Eddie's neighbor Joe Stanton to talk about body modifications, drug-addled southerners, and the benefits of using bodily orifices for personal storage.

This week on Round Table: a convicted sex offender is killed by a runaway truck while looking at pornography on his phone, an Easter egg hunt at the Pez factory turns bloody, and a cat spends two weeks in the mail, and survives. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski!

Keith Malley and Chemda from Keith and the Girl join the gang to talk about their religions backgrounds, alligators that have grown way too big, and thieving nuns.

John F. O'Donnell joins the gang to learn about the Ihop Robin Hood, some of the worst employee pranksters ever, and to discuss the logic behind falling in love with a dolphin.

Irene Morales joines the gang to talk 'Pawscer' nominees, the details of a brutal goose murder, and what they would wear to make a statement on the red carpet.