Today on Round Table: riots erupt after a controversial decision at Zimbabwe's Mr. Ugly competition, a Siberian mayor offers coal in exchange for weight loss, and the Cookie Bandit strikes again. Joining us today: Louis Katz and Maria Wojciechowski!

This week on Round Table: an Indonesian drug czar proposes a thousand crocodile plan to keep prisoners from escaping, a Brazilian toddler defeats a poisonous viper by eating it alive, and a Japanese man is arrested for peeping up women's skirts from underground. Joining us today: Henry Zebrowski, Mike Recine, and Skulk the Hulking!

This week on Round Table: A prison mouse is caught muling drugs, bad people give booze to babies and monkeys, and we compare huge-dicked celebrities. Joining us today: Amber Nelson, Seena Jon, and Natalie Jean!

This week on Round Table: an Arizonan is arrested in a months-long bestiality sting operation, a witch and a warlock get embroiled in a magical harassment suit, and a Danish man kills his brother with a potato. Joining us today: John F. O'Donnel, Amber Nelson, and Erik Bergstrom!

Today on Round Table: tragedy strikes again as yet another man dies from a pressurized air tube sprayed into his rectum, a Russian elementary school angers parents by including a child with Down's Syndrome in its yearbook, and Jackie gets a new nickname. Joining us today: Greg Stone!

Today on Round Table: a kangaroo gets loose on Staten Island, a woman's dead body is mistaken for a Halloween decoration, and a man cuts off his ears to look more like his pet parrot.

Today on the Round Table: an 800 lb man in Rhode Island is kicked out of the hospital for ordering a pizza to his room, a jaguar in India is too fat to mate, and a St. Louis man is arrested for making terroristic threats and stabbing his caseworker with a samurai sword. Joining us today: Peggy O'Leary, Maria Heinegg, and James Adomian!

This week on Round Table: a New Jersey man is fired from a pork roll factory for excessive flatulence and uncontrollable diarrhea, a gang of baboons destroy a radio station in Zimbabwe, and a mural depicting people having sex in a giant hamburger is taken down. Joining us today: Rob Cantrell and Halle Kiefer!

Today on Round Table: an offender in England is banned from any place that has a slide after a sexual encounter with playground equipment, a man in a chicken suit is assaulted by a teenager, and a man with out of control privates assaults a donkey.

This week on Round Table: another pooping bandit strikes in Florida, a sword enthusiast in the same state goes down after a five hour stand off, and two parents kill their child while trying to teach him a lesson about alcohol.