In this week’s episode, Christians will take their balls and go home, Heath’s opening bullet point will get cut from the intro because it refers to a story we decided to push to next week and that’ll make the intro sound weird, and Steve Anderson is reminded that in Ireland, they drive out the snakes.

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Headlines:

Christians freak out about Brian Sims: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/07/conservatives-livid-after-pa-lawmaker-notes-anti-abortion-protesters-hypocrisy/

Catholic League says Sims filming abortion protesters needs a criminal probe: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/09/catholic-league-pa-lawmaker-filming-abortion-protesters-needs-criminal-probe/

MAGA cultist says Sims must "suck a dick" to prove to me that he's gay: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/11/maga-cultist-pa-rep-brian-sims-must-suck-a-dick-to-prove-to-me-that-hes-gay/

Christian hate-preacher Steven Anderson has been banned from entering Ireland: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/13/christian-hate-preacher-steven-anderson-has-been-banned-from-entering-ireland/

Christian school quits athletic conference for letting trans kids do sports

https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/2019/03/22/maryland-high-school-leaves-athletic-conference-over-transgender-policy/?utm_term=.8ac99a4d6f14

ND man pleads guilty to jacking off into church’s baptismal font: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/08/nd-man-pleads-guilty-to-masturbating-in-churchs-baptismal-pool-during-mass/

This Week in Misogyny:

Alabama abortion law: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/05/15/alabama-abortion-bill-georgia-abortion-ban-heartbeat-law/3676635002/

Lori Alexander laments girls getting good test scores: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/11/christian-mom-its-a-travesty-that-girls-are-outperforming-boys-academically/

Pastor rapes 14 year old, gets lenient sentence because he’s a pastor: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/15/pastor-who-raped-adopted-14-y-o-daughter-gets-lenient-sentence-due-to-his-faith/

In this week’s episode, Ken Ham will argue the age of the earth with somebody old enough to remember it’s formation, Donald Trump doesn't think Barack Obama is the only president who deserves reparations, and Andrew Seidel will join us from the Castle Black of the wall of separation.

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Headlines:

Trump retweets Jerry Falwell's suggestion that his terms should be extended by 2 years: https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/05/06/claiming-two-years-his-presidency-were-stolen-trump-suggests-hes-owed-overtime/?utm_term=.21de672b1546 https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-retweets-jerry-falwell-suggesting-his-term-should-be-extended-by-two-years/ar-AAAWeOY?ocid=sf

Amish Wolverine v. P-Robes: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/06/ken-ham-is-desperately-trying-to-get-pat-robertson-to-visit-ark-encounter/

Kids in Philly Islamic center video say "We will chop off their heads" for Allah: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/06/kids-in-philly-islamic-center-video-say-we-will-chop-off-their-heads-for-allah/

The Satanic Temple is now officially an IRS-approved tax-exempt church: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/25/the-satanic-temple-is-now-officially-an-irs-approved-tax-exempt-church/

50% of American think Christians face discrimination: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/30/a-very-deluded-50-of-americans-think-evangelical-christians-face-discrimination/

This Week in Misogyny:

Brian Kemp signs “heartbeat” abortion bill: https://www.apnews.com/cab6dcbdb37341f39fb50f806aca0182

Kansas Supreme Court rules state constitution protects abortion: https://www.npr.org/2019/04/26/717449336/kansas-supreme-court-rules-state-constitution-protects-right-to-abortion

In this week’s episode, we actively want your money, we learn that the sandworms of Arrakis like to both spit AND swallow, and Anna will somehow exceed your expectations.

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Headlines:

HuffPo expose on Pastor Manning is not flattering: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/harlem-atlah-church-james-david-manningn5cba0a9ae4b06605e3ee5cde

Kuwaiti woman promotes semen-eating, butt-worm-killing pills to "cure" gayness: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/24/kuwaiti-woman-promotes-semen-eating-butt-worm-killing-pills-to-cure-gayness/

TX AG Opens Investigation into San Antonio’s Rejection of Airport Chick-fil-A: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/03/29/tx-ag-opens-investigation-into-san-antonios-rejection-of-airport-chick-fil-a/

Hermeticists sue Virginia town citing discrimination against tarot card readers: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/05/hermeticists-sue-virginia-town-citing-discrimination-against-tarot-card-readers/

This Week in Misogyny:

Christian Mom: Wives who don’t wanna fuck shouldn’t worry; it won’t last long: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/30/christian-mom-wives-who-refuse-sex-should-get-over-it-since-it-wont-take-long/

Bishops Are Closing Loopholes That Let Catholic Hospitals Provide Contraception: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/25/bishops-are-closing-loopholes-that-let-catholic-hospitals-provide-contraception/

Steve Anderson banned from another country: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/05/01/christian-hate-preacher-steven-anderson-is-banned-from-entering-the-netherlands/

In this week’s episode, Richlands, Virginia is besieged by Tarot...ists, our top 10 about the Cincinnati conference has NO MENTION of Skyline's chili toast crunch, and we’ll take the nuanced look at having sex with animals that our audience demanded.

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Headlines:

“Nones” Are Statistically Tied for the Largest “Religious” Group in the Country

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/03/22/nones-are-statistically-tied-for-the-largest-religious-group-in-the-country/

The Largest Christian Charity in America Gives Millions to Anti-LGBT Hate Groups (lead?)

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/03/20/the-largest-christian-charity-in-america-gives-millions-to-anti-lgbt-hate-groups/

Uri Geller claims he will telepathically stop Brexit by sending energy to Theresa May: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/03/24/uri-geller-i-will-telepathically-stop-brexit-by-sending-energy-to-theresa-may/

TX AG Opens Investigation into San Antonio’s Rejection of Airport Chick-fil-A: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/03/29/tx-ag-opens-investigation-into-san-antonios-rejection-of-airport-chick-fil-a/

Hermeticists sue Virginia town citing discrimination against tarot card readers: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/05/hermeticists-sue-virginia-town-citing-discrimination-against-tarot-card-readers/

Texas Senate Passes Bill Permitting Faith-Based Bigotry for Licensed Workers

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/04/texas-senate-passes-bill-permitting-faith-based-bigotry-for-licensed-workers/

Clarence Thomas reminds us why we like it better when he shuts up: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/12/clarence-thomas-atheists-cant-be-trusted-since-oaths-mean-nothing-to-them/

The Catholic University of America tries to ban the top 200 porn sites: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/07/the-catholic-university-of-americas-ban-on-the-top-200-porn-sites-wont-work/

In this week’s episode, everyone hates Ex Benedict, Christian people react to Mayor Pete like a Rubik's Cube made of their deepest fears, and Matt Powell will beg gay people to handcuff him.

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Headlines:

Benedict breaks silence to remind everyone it’s the hippies’ fault they raped kids: https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/full-text-of-benedict-xvi-the-church-and-the-scandal-of-sexual-abuse-59639

Missouri passes bill banning anonymity of atheist plaintiffs in church/state separation lawsuits: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/10/missouri-bill-banning-anonymity-of-atheist-plaintiffs-in-lawsuits-passes-house/

Matt Powell is still mentally ill or an evil liar: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/12/angry-young-hate-preacher-shares-bigoted-facts-about-the-lgbt-in-sermon/

Pete Buttigieg is terrifying to Christians like Mike Pence: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/12/pete-buttigieg-mike-pence-uses-christianity-as-justification-to-harm-people/ https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/10/religious-right-figures-are-already-saying-pete-buttigieg-isnt-really-christian/

This Week in Misogyny:

Texas House Debates Bill Giving the Death Penalty to Women Who Have Abortions https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/11/texas-house-debates-bill-giving-the-death-penalty-to-women-who-have-abortions/

On this week’s episode: Noah’s too sick to stop a LOT of things from happening that shouldn’t ... We learn that Ray Comfort REALLY wants to get licked again ... And we pay lip service to Leviticus.

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Headlines: 

Ray Comfort is mad at us: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/05/atheists-made-a-joke-about-ray-comforts-movies-he-says-its-censorship/ 

Texas will now ban all chaplains from execution chamber to avoid legal problems: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/03/texas-will-now-ban-all-chaplains-from-execution-chamber-to-avoid-legal-problems/ 

Christian Conspiracy Website WorldNetDaily is on the Verge of Financial Collapse: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/03/christian-conspiracy-website-worldnetdaily-is-on-the-verge-of-financial-collapse/ 

Liberal Orthodox Yeshiva Won’t Ordain Gay Student Who’s Months from Graduating: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/05/liberal-orthodox-yeshiva-wont-ordain-gay-student-whos-months-from-graduating/ 

KY man sues hotel boss after she tried exorcising his divorce demons: https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/04/09/ky-man-sues-hotel-boss-after-she-tried-exorcising-his-divorce-demons/

Georgia Heartbeat bill: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2019/04/02/georgia-fetal-heartbeat-abortion-bill-governor-brian-kemp/3331514002/

After Catholic Mom’s Leggings Rant, Notre Dame Students Wear Them in Protest

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/03/28/after-catholic-moms-leggings-rant-notre-dame-students-wear-them-in-protest/

Liberty U. to Students Reporting Title IX Violations: “You Report. We Decide.”

https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2019/03/30/liberty-u-to-students-reporting-title-ix-violations-you-report-we-decide/