The Scott Mills Weekly

Scott has a theory that the younger you are, the louder you can do an armpit fart, so we put it to the test. Also, more trumpets are blown for your mundane achievements and we hear from Young People with Old Names.

Listener Joe is looking for a husband, the Who Game returns, Don't Look It Up features Live Lounges time forgot and we revisit the seven second nipple technique.

Chris got caught in the worst traffic jame ever yesterday and had to resort to Bear Grylls type survival techniques. Also, Granny Tinder's back and What law you be the first Scott wouls pass if he were President? Wrong Answers Only please.

More stories of "Dirty Dogs" with a thing for underwear. Plus, if Scott get's a dog - will he need special assistance? and are your WhatsApp groups getting out of control?

It's the return of the show's own Private Investigator and this time he delves into the word of the paranormal. Also, it's blow your own trumpet time and could Chris Whiity go in the jungle?

Scott suspects his "Strictly Informant" has stitched him up for being a gossip, The Whoo Game remembers The Beast From The East and Test Tickle or Snoreen? - it's another round of Racehorse Or Drag Queen in the quiz.

Zofia's Gran has super high standards on today's show. Plus Wrong Answers Only, an app notification round on Don't Look It Up and Scott's cardboard cut out is missing.

Bamboleo Wednesday competes with the new Harry Styles video to save 2020. Plus Scott submits to a degree interview and there's a food abroad round on Don't Look It Up.

Scott's start to the week hasn't quite gone to plan. Plus a Sam Smith Live Lounge review, Blow Your Own Trumpet and a bardcore round on Don't Look It Up.

Scott and Chris are joined by wildlife in the studio, we play the Who Game, talk favourite exes and tackle another Don't Look It Up.