The Scott Mills Weekly

Back in 2015 Scott and Chris investigated the horror of being stuck in a seat on public transport by a person who's fallen asleep between you and the aisle. Chris then headed to be the BBC canteen to pretend to fall asleep in his plate of beans and see if anyone said anything.

This week we would normally have been enjoying tennis, sunshine and strawberries at Wimbledon, sigh! But don't worry this will cheer you up. Back in 2013 Scott had a great idea for a game - Grunt Or Goat.

If you are still sad about no Glastonbury over the weekend this may help. We remember back to 2015 Scott and Chris phoned up some local businesses with fictional demands from performers.

More tales of being "escorted" from all-you-can-eat buffets, Emily Eavis off of Glastonbury chooses some bangers from Worthy Farm and a boys weekend in Prague is remebered in Tap End.

Listener Beth has been kicked out for over-indulging in an All-You-Can-Eat restaurant, TWICE!! Is this a record? Also Davina McCall brings us some classic bangers from her home and Caroline the car is remembered in 24 Years At The Tap End.

Anne-Marie gives a great selection of bangers and impresses Scott with the size of her veggies. Also, Scott asks you to take part in a Radio 1 survey (then wishes he hadn't) and Chris's Pizza Eating Challenge is remembered from 24 Years At The Tap End.

Chris is very excited today, not only has he moved to (what sounds like) a massive house, he also gets to chat to his hero Mike Skinner of The Streets as he presents today's guest mix. Also, more tales of photo's of exes still up in parents houses and what on earth is a garbanzo bean? Find out in the Don't Look It Up Quiz.

You've all heard the clip many times on the show but here's the origin. Back in 2015 Chris called up a restaurant and pretended he didn't know what a potato was.

Classic Mills from the archives when the awesome Stephen Fry was on the show. Scott and Chris had so much to ask him! Including: does he watch himself on TV (he is on ALL the time), did he really invent the word ‘luvvie’ and why does he hate dancing so much?? Also, with some listeners’ help, the boys hatched an amazing plan to get him rapping with Taylor Swift at the Big Weekend in his home town, Norwich.

Remembering back to the first time Scott & Chris took on the role of football commentary, back in the 2014 World Cup Finals where Chris became more and more wound up by Scott's incredible lack of football knowledge.