We have another chef try and get Chris excited with a sultry food description, another great round of The Whooo Game and - it's January - the last thing we want to see is pics of sun tanned legs and exotic sunsets!

Scott and Chris are a little despondent at a "Pointless" compliment, we get more stories on touching with strangers accidentally and could it be that we have a famous 90's TV star working here at Radio 1?

Ever had one of those awkward moments when you thought you were talking to someone you know, but turns out to be a complete stranger? Or, even worse, accidentally touched them inappropriately? Many of our listeners have. Also, Its Funny Business day and we take a photo of world famous activist Greta Thunberg to Stupid Street to see if they know who she is.

Radio 1’s Big Weekend is coming to Dundee so there’s only one thing for it! Another Chris Stark Guide. Also, more angry DJ’s have been in touch with tales of annoying clubbers and Scott has an idea to smuggle a “seat filler” into The Brits.

Scott and Chris are still in dispute over the actual size of Scott's feet, time to get the rulers out. Also Jack & Suren from Bombay Bicycle Club review their own Live Lounge and The Whooo Game brings back an old friend.

It’s Bamboleo Wednesday with a great Bamboleo Gap. Plus, more of your weird and nerdy e-mails at work, a Lewis Capaldi styled food description (for Chris to salivate over) and … “Oi Mate…. Oi Mate…. Oi Mate….” - yes, more stories of the annoying DJ hasslers.

Do you get mad or mundane emails at work? Are you a DJ who gets pestered for requests? Have you appeared on Naked Attraction? What would you do if the world was about to end? Do you get off on descriptions of food? If any of the above apply to you then listen to this podcast, if not – well, listen anyway (cos it’s funny).

Scott and Chris are suspicious about Instagram, can it hear us? If so it seems to think Chris likes girls on beaches and ladies dresses! Also they don’t believe in Blue Monday – but have an assortment of clips to brighten your day just in case and Britain’s biggest mug is finally revealed.

A bouncy castle comes into play as listener James hears the story of when he was made, we have another round of The Whoo Game and Stark Guides is back, with all the info you'll need on Weston-Super-Mare.

Scott and Chris wonder what goes on, behind the scenes, on the TV show “Naked Attraction”. Do they really use make up down there? Plus, more contenders for the giant Mug, people who just love being sick and a shock revelation from a Pussycat Dolls song.