Are you cuter in winter... or a hairy mess? Plus, Scott & Chris try to help out another listener who’s boyfriend has appeared on another embarrassing reality TV show and Ask Me Anything reveals The Luckiest Man Ever (but why?)

Listener Will endures a tale of Tenerife from mum Jan, in Where Do You Think They Were? Also, Niall Horan is here to review his Live Lounge performance, Melissa has a murky TV past and Laura (not real name) learns the hard way about listening to Innuendo Bingo while at the dentist!

Footballing legend Crouchy is in the wet seat for some classic innuendos, listener Harriet gets to hear her boyfriend embarrass himself on an old TV show and an apology goes out to all of the unfortunately named people of the world.

Following listener Emily’s concern over her new husbands dark TV past, your stories come flooding in, from Dinner Dates (whoo) to Sing Date (bigger whoo). Also Funny Business and Bangers reveal two of the funniest names ever and Scott loses it.

Listener Emily is a bit worried about who she has married after finding out her new hubby was once on a very dodgy reality TV show. Scott and Chris try to help her out. Also, Ask Me Anything is back and is it snowing in Wales?

England Rugby legend Joe Marler calls from Japan and becomes an instant show favourite and Emily finally gets to date Jamie – or does she? Oh, and it’s Halloween, so the annoying menus come out – Devil Cursed Fish Fingers anybody?

Scott & Chris try to decide on their Halloween costumes – a horny Brexit maybe? Also, there seems to be lots of you who listen to the show in the bath (weird) and one of our three contenders is chosen to date listener Emily, live on tomorrow’s show.

More contenders line up to be Emily’s date for Christmas, we surprise listener John with a birthday treat (as he had a rubbish one last year) and Scott is not that happy with Chris’ ad, for the show, in the Southern Daily Echo.

The clocks have changed, winter is coming and it’s cuffing season, so Chris triggers Article 69 – a bid to find people their Christmas sweethearts.

Jordan and Chris explore whether cows have regional accents by talking to Helga – the cow from Leicester. Also, Bangers brings a Festival Special and Chris gets to speak to one on his own super-fans Bea.