It’s Seeking Sister Wife, Season 6, Episode 5, and the vibes are off, the witch has arrived, and Garrick’s soft-launched a book no one asked for. While Danielle (his wife, not ours) plays PR for his paperback fever dream, Yessel and Dani are shutting down potentials like it’s a team sport, and Nick’s still out here running a poly playhouse with affirmations and no job. This week on The Snark Side, Jay’s breaking down Garlick’s ghostwritten gospel, Danielle’s asking if anyone here even wants a sister wife, and we’re all wondering: is this divine calling, or just spiritualized gaslighting in a Henley?

It’s Below Deck Mediterranean, Season 10, Episode 4, and the crew is coming apart faster than Chef’s patience mid-lunch service. While the guests want luxury, the deck team is giving amateur hour and the interior crew is basically held together with espresso and passive aggression. Captain Sandy’s in full hover mode, dropping pep talks like anchor chains, and the search for a new deckhand is officially on—because apparently, being competent and calm is too much to ask. This week on The Snark Side, Jay’s planning a yacht-themed haunted house called “Micromanage Manor,” Danielle’s trying to sage the crew from Denver, and we’re all asking: is it still a team if half of them are crying in the laundry room?

It’s 90 Day Fiancée Happily Ever After? Season 9, Episode 16, and the drama is hitting peak chaos. Darcey and Georgi’s marriage status is a mess of mixed signals—Georgi wants freedom, social media photos disappear, and no one’s quite sure if they’re still together. Meanwhile, Loren’s trust gets shattered by Elizabeth’s sneaky betrayal and twisting of words to Yara, turning friend groups into emotional minefields. Jasmine’s storyline amps up the tension as she’s pregnant by Matt—still legally married to Gino—who’s now juggling legal trouble and a wildly impulsive tow truck purchase. Reddit’s on fire dissecting every betrayal and bad decision, proving this season is anything but “happily ever after.”

Season 10, Episode 3 of The Real Housewives of Potomac spins out into a swirl of middle fingers, horse races, and condo cold wars, and we’re still not entirely sure what anyone’s actually fighting about. Keiarna wants real friendship, Wendy wants boundaries, and everyone else just wants a moment — even if that means re-litigating the word "chin-checked" like it's a Supreme Court case. Stacey recruits Jassi for some revenge acting (emphasis on acting), Gizelle rolls her eyes at boring sound baths, and Ashley shows up to spin class like she’s auditioning for a drag brunch. This week, alliances shift with the breeze, taglines drop, and the real mystery isn't who’s mad — it’s why.

It’s Sister Wives Season 20, Episode 4, and while some hearts are healing, others are just learning how to break. Meri’s dipping a cautious toe back into the dating pool, navigating awkward firsts and emotional landmines with a mix of nerves and quiet hope, while Christine is deep in mom-mode, facing raw and complex feelings from her daughters as the reality of their family’s splintered dynamic hits hard. Robyn and Kody, ever the emotional eye of the storm, continue to spiral around each other in a mix of defensiveness and denial. As everyone tries to redefine what family means post-polygamy, the emotional weather is still as unpredictable as ever. This week on The Snark Side, Jay’s clocking Meri’s glow-up, Danielle’s in her feelings with Ysabel, and we’re all wondering: when do you stop untangling the past and just start over?

This week on The Snark Side, we’re skipping the Denver drama (for now) and rewinding the pods to spotlight something truly shocking: the couples who actually made it. That’s right—we’re talking about the Love Is Blind success stories. From Lauren and Cameron’s fairy tale to Brett and Tiffany’s effortless excellence, we’re breaking down which lovebirds survived the Netflix editing machine, moved in, had babies, and are still posting anniversary pics that make us cry and cringe. We’re giving updates from Seasons 1 through 8, asking what made these pairings work, and wondering if love really is blind—or just really good at dodging red flags on camera. Plus, we play “Build Your Perfect Pod Partner,” debate if we’d go on the show (Jay’s already planning his Married to Medicine crossover), and reveal our Love Is Blind–themed dishes for next week’s bar watch party. Come for the love, stay for the petty.

This week on The Snark Side, we’re diving into the pre-finale chaos of Love Is Blind Season 9—and whew, it’s messy. With the weddings just around the corner, the pod squad is unraveling faster than Joe’s PR strategy. Patrick and Kacie’s split has us asking if this show needs more therapists and fewer tequila toasts, especially after Patrick opened up about the racial undertones of their breakup and started exploring his identity as an Asian American man. Meanwhile, Anna and Blake ghosted the process and their matches, and while Anna’s now regretfully journaling her way to redemption, it’s giving "we forgot to tell production we were leaving." And then there’s Joe, whose post-reveal comments about Madison’s body sparked serious backlash and—according to Madison—contributed to her developing an eating disorder. We're discussing the fallout, the accountability gap, and whether this franchise is ever going to figure out how to protect its cast from each other. The finale’s next week, but based on the wreckage so far, we’re not holding our breath for a fairy tale ending.

It’s the grand finale of Season 7, and the Real Housewives of Miami Reunion Part 3 is serving up emotional rollercoasters, tequila-fueled confrontations, and the kind of drama that makes you wonder if Bravo should start offering therapy packages with every season. Lisa Hochstein demands an apology, Larsa Pippen faces the music with Jody Glidden, and Marysol Patton gets accused of stirring the pot behind the scenes. Meanwhile, Adriana de Moura relives her birthday cake nightmare, and Kiki Barth calls out both Marysol and Adriana for their "ratchet" antics. Grab your popcorn — this reunion is the emotional hangover we never saw coming.

It’s the big finale, and Love Is Blind: France is serving up all the drama, heartbreak, and couture you didn’t know you needed. From cathedral aisle breakdowns to reunion shade that’s sharper than a baguette, we’re unpacking every awkward vow, every tearful reveal, and every “wait, what?” moment. Danielle’s got some spicy French flings to compare, Jay’s calling out the fake apologies, and together they’re wondering how so many relationships went from “Oui” to “Non” faster than you can say escargot. Grab your rosé and buckle up — it’s a wild ride through love, lies, and lots of eye-rolls.

It’s Season 19, Episode 15 of The Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon just slid under a table like it was a trust fall and no one caught her. This week on The Snark Side, we’re recapping the Amsterdam episode that gave us penis decorating, THC muffins, barrette drama, and a $2,000 plate luncheon no one asked for. Jay’s still recovering from Tamra’s unhinged “are you a c*nt” confrontation, Danielle’s emotionally exhausted from trying to understand Gretchen’s group chat receipts, and both of us are baffled at how this trip somehow became a trauma retreat on bikes. Heather’s giving guided nostalgia tour, Gina’s playing peacemaker with an espresso martini in hand, and Shannon’s officially off the rails in what might be her most chaotic spiral yet (and that’s saying something). Between the tears, walk-offs, and edible-induced bonding, we’re asking: is this healing… or just heavily medicated shade?