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April 12, 2018 #241: Claudia! Rotate!
Late-night emergency shortive: (1:00) the Wild loss and (11:45) the Wolves play-in-game win (ed: fact-check needed to confirm this is real life). Later (25:00 or so) a quick round-the-horn on the Twins and MLB.

A red-hot 45 minutes of emotional chatter, just for you.
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47 min
March 29, 2018 #240: Keep the Turds Together
(0:30) TWINS PREVIEW. Boy Geniuses status, bros, turds and wins predictions | (45:25) Bob Motzko reaction | (53:30) Ugh more Thibs gripes, sorry | (58:55) Wild playoff outlook
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1 hr 8 min
March 22, 2018 #239: A Walking Chicken Soup For The Soul Book
Err'body in attendance for this one. Great ep, one of our best.

(1:15) the Polanco situaish and many unanswered 'roids questions | (15:00) we throw down odds on the new Gopher puck coach and requisite Big 10 bashing | (49:00) requesting a strategic tank from the Wild | (53:00) continued Thibs hate despite the team's record | (62:00) Vikings Concerns With ChikenFingerz69. What would he do as GM?
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1 hr 26 min
March 09, 2018 A Handsome Airport Windsock
(Updated audio file.)

We welcome anonymous twitter user "ChikenFingerz69" to the show and the results are [unintelligble mumbling]. Discussed: (1:30) why do we hate Kirk Cousins? | (19:45) - we also hate the Derrick Rose signing and Thibs and everything | (33:40) - a brief ode to Eric Staal | (46:50) - HS hockey rootability rankings | (56:10) - college hoops scandal nonsense + Jon's new book.
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1 hr 11 min
February 22, 2018 #237: It Lingers on the Tongue
After a few minutes yelling at the clouds, we (9:45) try to list a single person on the US men's hockey squad, (15:30) discuss the Twins trade for Jackie Onassis, (35:00) sigh about the Wild trade options and (48:00) end with dad life questions about when after-work family time WON'T be the worst part of our lives. Shocking episode twist: Clarence couldn't make it.
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1 hr
February 08, 2018 #236: Death Rides a Teal Minivan
(0:00) Super Bowl reactions + is the NFL going to be fun from now on? [Pause for laugh track] (24:30) Is gambling going to be legal soon? (34:30) Our world-famous MN sports boss rankings, and (53:05) we finish with Jon's half-hearted Olympics preview. Spoiler: we like curling and that's about it.
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1 hr 6 min
January 28, 2018 #235: Cheating-Ass Combine
Brandon, Stu, and Jon gather around the table to talk about yet another Vikings NFC Championship Game loss, the future of the team, why we do this to ourselves, why bad things happen, etc. After an hour, we also move onto other topics:

56:07 – Prepared statement from Clarence about his Twitter suspension
1:05:23 – Timberwolves: Fun!
1:10:57 – Twins Torque Meter, and eulogizing Glen Perkins’ career
1:17:56 – UGH, FINE: Super Bowl picks
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1 hr 22 min
January 18, 2018 #234: Not Unlike a Chinese Finger Trap
DIGGS DIGGS DIGGS DIGGS DIGGS DIGGS DIGGS DIGGS Keenum Zimmer Shurmur DIGGS DIGGS DIGGS Eagles predictions Super Bowl thoughts DIGGS DIGGS DIGGS DIGGS DIGGS
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1 hr 8 min
January 11, 2018 #233: Mr. Puck? This is Dr. Crease.
Stu, Jon, and Brandon recorded a good 90 minutes of audio, approximately 45 of which actually were recorded by everyone involved.

Topics:
0:00 - Recapping what was lost in the first, never-to-be-heard half of the podcast
7:00 - The Wolves are suddenly amazing, Jeff Teague was hurt, let's blame him for everything
18:09 - Jon takes the floor to complain about Minnesota United, is shouted down
23:15 - Dad Life: You can't hope to be happy, only proud
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45 min
December 31, 2017 #232: If It's Good Enough for Fraizh It's Good Enough For Me
Stu and B do a deep 90 at a mall bar. Half hour on the Vikes, 15 minutes on the Wolves and then (whoops 3 beers deep now) we talk sexual harassment, how to raise kids, 2017 in review, white dad guilt, Whole 30 and a whole other mess of stuff. We had a damn blast on this one. Enjoy?
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1 hr 38 min

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The Sportive is a comedy podcast devoted to Minnesota sports and other wastes of time. Join us weekly as we drink the pain away. Weaknesses: audio quality and preparation. Strengths: creative swears…