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If you thought oatmeal recipes couldn't be sensual, you'd be dead wrong. Dim the lights, burn that bergamot arousal candle from your cousin's bachelorette party, and bring 1 cup of steel-cut oats to a slow, smoldering simmer in 4 cups of creamy, luscious whole milk. Add just a pinch of sea salt, and let the ingredients relax into a luscious, velvet-thick porridge so opulent it's no wonder this recipe won the World Porridge Making Championship. Once you achieve the ideal level of viscosity, stir in 2 tablespoons of sweet brown sugar, 2 tablespoons of hot melted butter, a dash of vanilla, and a deliciously decadent pour of heavy cream. Finish with toasted walnuts, a molten ribbon of sticky honey, and bejeweled raspberries whose tart sparkle will slice through all that thick seduction like Trixie and Katya waxing poetic about proper air conditioning. Serve it molten, fragrant, and make sure to eat it slowly, because this is not some bleak porridge from Oliver Twist, Deborah; it's a flirtatious, butter-kissed, spoon-clutching bowl of hot breakfast filth.
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If you thought oatmeal recipes couldn't be sensual, you'd be dead wrong. Dim the lights, burn that bergamot arousal candle from your cousin's bachelorette party, and bring 1 cup of steel-cut oats to a slow, smoldering simmer in 4 cups of creamy, luscious whole milk. Add just a pinch of sea salt, and let the ingredients relax into a luscious, velvet-thick porridge so opulent it's no wonder this recipe won the World Porridge Making Championship. Once you achieve the ideal level of viscosity, stir in 2 tablespoons of sweet brown sugar, 2 tablespoons of hot melted butter, a dash of vanilla, and a deliciously decadent pour of heavy cream. Finish with toasted walnuts, a molten ribbon of sticky honey, and bejeweled raspberries whose tart sparkle will slice through all that thick seduction like Trixie and Katya waxing poetic about proper air conditioning. Serve it molten, fragrant, and make sure to eat it slowly, because this is not some bleak porridge from Oliver Twist, Deborah; it's a flirtatious, butter-kissed, spoon-clutching bowl of hot breakfast filth.
Experience the world’s #1 blanket with Lola Blankets! Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products by using code BALD at checkout at: https://Lolablankets.com
Get your gut going and support a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic+. Save 25% on your first month at: https://Ritual.com/BALD
This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Your emotional wellbeing matters. Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALD
Our listeners get 15% off plus free shipping when you buy two or more pairs of prescription glasses at: https://WarbyParker.com/BALD
Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel
Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo
Listen and Watch Anywhere!
http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
Follow Trixie:
Official Website: https://www.trixiemattel.com
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@trixie
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/trixiemattel
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trixiemattel
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/trixiemattel
Follow Katya:
Official Website: https://www.welovekatya.com
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@katya_zamo
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/welovekatya
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/katya_zamo
Twitter (X): https://twitter.com/katya_zamo
#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
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