The Stars Made Me Do It

In this week’s episode, we’re tackling the dynamic between Mars and Saturn—one of astrology’s most frustrating and ultimately rewarding pairings. We break down how these two planets interact through transits, in the natal chart, and in synastry, exploring the push-pull between Mars’ impulsive drive and Saturn’s patience, discipline, and long-term vision. We also share personal insight from our own Mars-square-Saturn connection, and how that tension has actually created opportunities for growth, resilience, and stronger collaboration over time.

If you’ve ever felt the urge to go full speed ahead while life hits the brakes—or wondered how pressure can turn into mastery—this episode will help you understand how Mars and Saturn work together to build something that actually lasts.

In this week’s episode, we’re diving into the mysterious world of Neptune—the most elusive, dreamy, and hard-to-define planet in astrology. We explore what Neptune represents in the natal chart, why its energy can feel both magical and confusing, and how it connects us to intuition, spirituality, escapism, and the collective unconscious. Ciera also breaks down the fascinating differences between the mythological Neptune and the astrological symbolism we actually use today, while Mimí brings the discovery chart (with eerily perfect timing) that sparks a bigger conversation about collective suffering and hope.

If you’ve ever wondered why certain parts of life feel foggy, sacred, creative, or bigger than yourself, this episode will help you understand how your own Neptune placement can become a gateway to deeper self-connection—and connection to something beyond you. Tune in to decode the mystery.

When it comes to dreams, there is no more potent placement than Jupiter in Pisces! Being in one of its ruling signs, Pisces Jupiter knows no limits when it comes to miracles and potential. While this placement could have a tendency to drift into isolation, often to find its most lucky potential, it is also a placement that finds its social circles in every living creature. Not only discussing how the world collectively experience Jupiter in Pisces in a massively spiritual way, but also diving into how this placement played out in a very famous figure's chart really gives the full picture of Jupiter in Pisces- tune in for the magical and mystical joy!

In this week’s ramble episode, we’re truly covering all the ground—from silly, Valentine’s-themed fun to some very real Saturn wisdom. We chat about the Valentine’s gifts each zodiac sign would actually want, what the Year of the Fire Horse means for all of us, and absolutely lose it over a few chaotic sign pairings (including why Pisces cannot be trusted with straight lines and must be assigned the big wall). We wrap things up by grounding it all with a thoughtful discussion on the three stages of Saturn: growing up and taking responsibility, building a legacy, and eventually sharing that legacy with others. It’s playful, insightful, and very on-brand chaos.

In our latest episode, we’re following Mercury through the 12 houses and breaking down how this placement shapes the way you think, learn, and communicate. We talk about how your natal Mercury influences your perception of reality, the kind of information you’re drawn to, and the areas of life where your voice comes through the loudest and clearest. Whether you’re a big-picture thinker or a detail-obsessed note-taker, this episode helps you understand how your mind works—and where it wants to be heard.

This week, we’re cracking open Uranus—astrology’s first outer planet and ultimate agent of chaos (in the best and worst ways). We talk about what makes an outer planet different from the personal and social ones, why Uranus tends to show up as collective unrest before personal breakthroughs, and how its energy plays out in both natal charts and real-time transits. Along the way, we dip into Uranus mythology, unpack why this planet is all about rebellion and awakening, and wrap things up by debating where Uranus thrives—and where it struggles. Expect insight, a little existential whiplash, and plenty of “ohhh that makes sense now” moments.

This week, we’re kicking off a brand-new series called Astro History, where we look back at major historical events that happened during the same week as our release date—through an astrological lens. In our first episode, we explore Abraham Lincoln’s order to move forward in the Civil War and the tragic Apollo 1 mission fires, examining the charts of the key figures involved as well as the transits shaping those moments in time.

While Mimí and Ciera are definitely not professional historians, we do our best to ground the history while using astrology as a tool to add context, symbolism, and deeper insight. Think of this series as a thoughtful blend of history, charts, and cosmic pattern-spotting—perfect for anyone who loves astrology and is curious about how it weaves through pivotal moments in human history.

Talk about genius, influence, and innovation! Jupiter in Aquarius is a call to action to change the world. Whether you have Jupiter in Aquarius, know someone who does, or were just really affected by living through technology-influenced post-covid times, this episode certainly inspires, as natives with this placement do. Jupiter in Aquarius shows us how to think, influence, and connect outside the box. Tune in to this Aquarius season's episode for a fresh take on Jupiter!

In our 5th Q&A-style episode, we’re getting real about what it actually means to be an astrologer and how we personally use astrology to navigate our lives—especially when it comes to working with transits and looking ahead one year at a time (instead of spiraling into the distant future). We also dive into your comments and questions, with a special focus on Chiron—and yes, we fully admit it’s probably time for us to revamp our Chiron episode.

If you’ve ever wondered how astrologers actually apply astrology day-to-day, this episode is for you. And don’t forget to drop your questions, thoughts, or feedback in the comments—we’ll be pulling from them for our next Q&A episode!"

This week, we’re diving into the Moon through the 12 astrological houses—one of the most personal and revealing placements in the natal chart. We break down how the Moon expresses itself in each house, what it says about your emotional world, daily rhythms, and inner needs, and how these themes show up in real life. We also explore the Moon’s connection to our mothers (or primary caregivers) and the lasting influence that relationship has on how we nurture, self-soothe, and feel safe. Whether you’re new to houses or ready to deepen your chart understanding, this episode offers grounded insight into how the Moon shapes your lived experience.