As our heroes enter the 39th episode of the greatest podcast in human history, they are reminded of the significance of the number 39. Once worn and forever immortalised by the Wizard Capper as he ascended to the lofty heights never before reached while perfectly resting his cock n balls on the heads of those opposed.

Thankfully the simulation's programming allows for the ongoing self admiration that this gathering inspires.

This week Tony and Warwick are joined by the incredible rock outfit 'Her' along with Karly Jewell and Rusty Brown for and evening of the same 11 jokes, great music and pointless hilarity that will drive you to your destination faster than a 1 star Uber

So strap on your favourite appendage, smile awkwardly and pretend it never happened, as you once more conspire to be by our side in longing embrace.

This is T-Wiz, it tickles doesn't it.

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Time flies in the simulation and even the NPC's can't get a word in. Our heroes are once again joined by their favourite members of King Canyon when Kit Riley isn't available, the Scottish God Jimmy Cupples and the incomparable James Ryan who is just like someone else we know.

Sit back and relax as the world's greatest podcast delivers another dose of masterfully edited madness.

This time you really may not regret it.

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Another gathering in the simulation with our heroes finds them in the company of the deliciously talented Katie Underwood. Somehow these bozos have manifested another incredible human being into their madness and it doesn't get any better than this.

During the show Katie slowly has her enlightenment completely untangled from her existence as she attempts to dumb herself down to play along.

Throughout the show it becomes clear that Tony & Warwick eventually evolve into fully enlightened and fulfilled human beings, thanks to the temporal aura imbued from our esteemed and beautiful guest.

So uncork your favourite appendage, place it in your special nobody loves me place and make room to insert the most loving episode of the T-Wiz Podcast ever recorded.

It will only hurt for a moment, we love you.

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Our heroes venture back into the simulation once more to explore the viscosity of their own absurd existence. As it turns out it is quite thick which is perfect considering both are paid by the inch.

This episode Australian Olympic Legend, cultural icon and the epitome of the last man standing, Gold Medalist Steven Bradbury joins Tony Marks & Warwick Capper to further enrich his legendary status and to once more explore the sweet taste of victory while coming from behind. (A move that we usually charge extra for!)

Later in the episode the sultry Lisa Edwards makes her return and plays along as we sexualise everything like adolescents and slowly inch her closer to our level, which is exactly 3 inches from the ground.

So strap into your favourite lazy boy or any gender neutral furnishing, lick the last bit of the snacks from your fingers and prepare to push the next episode of the T-Wiz Podcast into your favourite warm orifice as the greatest podcast in living history breaches your passage with the determination of a school janitor working overtime on a Friday.

Just a little kiss then?

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Another week or more has now passed in the simulation and our heroes are showing no sign of fatigue.The boys are joined by returning music legend Aaron Schembri and rising stars The Tudor Club.

So join in for the most unprofessional recording of human interaction as Tony Marks & Warwick Capper continue their quest for enlightenment and personal growth.

So relax your tightest muscle, touch your toes and smile with pride as episode 35 of the T-Wiz Podcast is lovingly placed inside of you again.

If we keep this up we might fall in love.

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As the simulation enters it's 35th week, our heroes are joined in their collective madness by the greatest singer on the planet, the incredible Nina Ferro. Dropping in to describe how it feels to physically beat a network journalist is the 1 chook per hectare legend, Ricky Nixon. Adding a touch of delightful spice is the beautiful Casey Mannix making her first appearance in the presence of the greatest hosts in the 616 universe.

T-Wiz legends and regulars Simon Hosford and Nicky D fill out the lounge chairs in the Capper Cave and one of them is a great and powerful producer, the other doesn't make drumsticks.

So unzip your jeans, place four fingers and a thumb in your favourite resting place and make room to put episode 34 of the T-Wiz Podcast deep inside you.

Don't make eye contact when we kiss you, things will become complicated.

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As our heroes finally recover from the Xmas Spectacular show, their molecules have been reassembled in the order of the most inspirational beings ever to walk the earth.

The Fireball Trio now consider Tony & Warwick to be the most immaculate Lords of Broadcasting, after a night in the Capper Cave being probed by the boys while simultaneously plied with once illegal beverages and inappropriate massages.

The usual cast of adoring misfits find their way into the studio audience to provide a mutter of claps and woos while they witness the greatest podcast ever poorly recorded by the world's worst every production assistant.

So pop a vegan Oreo in your gob, curl your toes into the carpet and repeat the phrase "There's no place like home" as the Wizard and Tony are sucked straight out of your Kansas and inserted right up your Oz for and episode of the T=Wiz Podcast.

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Our heroes are joined by fellow super humans, Nina Ferro, Rusty Brown of Electric Mary, Jimmy Cupples & James Ryan of King Canyon and Michael Spiby of The Badloves. Together they cross their streams and bring an end to all human suffering for the remainder of the evening.

So grease your best entry point and put the T-Wiz Podcast in you for one more time this year, we promise we will call you in the morning.

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After a long hiatus, our heroes crack open another bottle of Fireball and try to imbue their musk into another deserving audience. This episode the band "Her" discover why the troubles of this world are all solved with an hour on the T-Wiz Podcast gently inserted into your favourite orifice.

Here comes the little choo choo

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Simon Hosford, Jason Vorherr, Nina Ferro, Gerry Pantazis and a call in from Jimmy Cupples sees the incredible Fair Warning well represented on the season 3 finale.

Our heroes find themselves in a world of laughter, great music and good times as some of the great friends of the show celebrate the upcoming Fair Warning show at the Corner Hotel in Melbourne on May 15th 2022.

Also in the studio Lisa Edwards and Kayo Marbilus add some laughs and great company.

See you at the show.

Season 4 coming soon!!!

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