This week on the show our heroes are joined by all of their favorite lunatics in the Capper Cave for an end of year party.

Joining Tony & the Wiz:

Aaron Schembri, Karly Jewel, Simon Hosford, Jimmy Cupples, James Ryan and the worst production assistant in all of broadcasting, Nicky D.

Join the gang for a night of great music while our hosts prove you can invest over 19 weeks of your life into something that adds zero value to society.

So sit up straight, click your heels together and say there is no place like home to try and distract yourself from the pending insertion of episode 19 of the greatest show ever produced by undiagnosed ADHD candidates.

Don't panic, we have done this before.

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Another week in the simulation for our heroes as they continue their journey of self discovery.

After a tumultuous boat ride with Brian Mannix, Ricky Nixon and The Foss, Tony & Warwick call their great mate Michael Spiby from The Badloves and share a ride in his Green Limousine into an alternate dimension.

Once again Warwick's new teeth provide enough lighting for an impromptu concert in the Capper Cave as the T-Wiz team add a sparkle and presence to Michael's songs he would otherwise avoid.

I would go into much more detail about this forthcoming episode but I have left my Xmas shopping to the last minute, so imagine a very detailed and mind blowing description of one of the most enjoyable episodes of the T-Wiz Podcast you have had the pleasure to put inside you.

Now you have done that, place you seat in the upright position as episode 18 is about to enter you just the way you like it. So bite down on your bottom lip hard and give a little groan.

There it is, you did it.

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Only a few days have passed since we last checked in with Tony & the Wiz and our heroes have made some groundbreaking discoveries in their quest for self discovery.

Wiz discovered that he is a pure empath with almost zero self interest, a surprising revelation considering the loft heights of fame, admiration and adulation he has received over his lifetime. While Tony discovered that Warwick doesn't quite understand what the word empath means.

While the boys wrestle with the meaning of words and life in the simulation, legendary singer, guitarist, engineer and producer Reggie Bowman floated into the Cave with a perfectly mixed soundscape of angelic choral harmonies manifesting seemingly from thin air.

Upon his arrival Tony & the Wiz shared their insight and startling revelations with Reggie who just shrugged them off and broke into song for the next 45 straight minutes. In awe of him, the boys attempted to provide 3 part harmonies only to make a meal of it, but they were soon back to blissfulness when Reggie told them he will simply fix it in the mix.

Things took a turn when the Burn City Saints arrived and wanted to see Warwick take a Capper, but had to be satisfied as Warwick was exhausted and could only manage a Fevola.

So despite the incoherent ramblings of our copywriter, plug your instrument into the outlet with your desired voltage, give the area of concern a little massage, then put this episode of the T-Wiz Podcast as far in as you can get it.

Avoid eye contact at all costs, we don't want things to get weird. But from now on everything will be alright.

We promise.

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Another week in the simulation for our heroes as the quest for self discovery continues. Warwick spent the last 7 days staring at himself in the mirror searching for answers to life and admiring his new neon white teeth, while Tony worked on his vertical only to find out he has a pretty good horizontal.

One night this week our champions of the people decided they were hungry and called Uber Eats to get some Kung Pao Chicken delivered, but due to Warwick's new teeth making it difficult for him to speak, the order was mixed up and we ended up getting a serve of Ricky Nixon.

Now with the Chicken in a room full of cheesy memorabilia, it seems that chicken and cheese is the perfect recipe as you have now entered the high fat, low protein podcast known as T-Wiz.

So just like you did last week, grip the arms of your recliner in fear as one of the widest ever episodes is placed directly in the back door of your senses. It's time to test your falsetto as you sing the praises of your favorite ever broadcast, the world famous T-Wiz Podcast.

Congratulations, you win again.

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This week our heroes join forces with two legends of Australian music and together they carve out this incredible life altering conversation.

This is a special edition show of the T-Wiz Podcast due to certain members of the entire team being held up at a Playboy luncheon where they provided life coaching to numerous grateful people.

Now you will finally have the long burning question answered, what would happen if you got a Mouseketeer, a brand new set of teeth, a partially lobotomised bassist and one the Croydon North under 10's Lightning Premiership teams least valuable players in a room together?

You get Episode 15 of the world's greatest ever podcast, so crank up the bass, sit on the speaker and allow the percussive gold to bring you to your conclusion, then tell your friends you had the T-Wiz Podcast inserted and it was worth it.

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This week our heroes continue their journey of self discovery with Tony taking Warwick to have all of his teeth to be replaced with pure neon white dentures. The boys then spend the rest of the week working in a lighthouse getting Warwick to smile whenever a ship was near. This incredible act of altruism caught the attention of the Space X team and our boys have now been invited to travel into space on the forthcoming launch.

To celebrate the pending trip into space, Tony & the Wiz invited fellow space cadets Jimmy Cupples & James Ryan from the interstellar band King Canyon, along with Grammy nominated Music Engineer Joseph Cara into the Capper Cave to bask in the light radiated by our heros and Warwick's teeth.

So inspired by the pure bliss experienced in the presence of our heroes, Jimmy & James burst into song and Dr Dee drops in to feel around for cavities which is especially appreciated by Nicky D.

Later in the evening Brucey D drunk dials the Capper Cave and the episode upon completion manifests instantly on the streaming portals in a phenomenon now called immaculate reception.

You've done this before, you know exactly how deep this goes, so brace yourself for a second knuckle and above experience that will leave you feeling equal parts shame and pride. As this is the 14th episode of the world's greatest podcast, this is T-Wiz.

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This week our heroes returned from a Top Secret Mission into space where they travelled at 39% the speed of light for exactly 6 seconds and then returned safely to Earth. According to relativity, the rest of the world aged by 7 days while Tony & the Wiz are only 6 seconds older than they were in episode 12, and it shows through their immaturity on this episode.

Joined by two supremely talented beings in Karly Jewell & Rusty Brown, both Tony & Warwick have once again proven that if you pair one of the finest bald heads in Australia with the first million dollar player in the AFL, have them assisted by a person so lazy he barely manages to keep up his reputation as a chronic masturbator, then you have a recipe for success.

So sit back in in your papasan chair while wearing your favorite Zro Fux T-Shirt, whip out the hand sanitiser so you don't spread any more germs and carefully insert Episode 13 of the T-Wiz Podcast so far in your most convenient orifice that you will never get it out.

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This week our heroes returned from a week long self discovery adventure to meet with a fellow shaman, Warwick discovered his spirit animal is the drummer from the Muppets and proceeded to get his dentist to make him look like Dr Tooth, while Tony returned from the trek and had literally everything waxed as he claimed it would reduce unnecessary friction.

Now both fully pimped out, the boys returned to the Capper Cave to meet with their guests who all want to click their heels so they might spend another night on the show.

The worst production assistant in all of broadcasting Nicky D, has been forced into isolation due to having a viral load other than the one he would usually ingest as one his favoured pastimes.

With our newly refreshed heroes, some guests in desperate need of life coaching from the most well balanced podcast hosts alive today and a team member off sick, Tony and the Wiz have set sail on another adventure with the sole aim of placing episode 12 so deep inside of you, you will need to go past the second knuckle to get it out.

So lick your lips in anticipation of another gathering of life altering frenzy and tell your friends to refrain from knocking, because the episode is rocking.

It's the T-Wiz Podcast.

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Having taken the longest break in the history of the show, Warwick & Tony both travelled the world separately in search of enlightenment and a possible back door to the simulation. Neither was achieved but our heroes didn't let that stop them from returning home and hosting the single most important podcast episode in human history.

Joining the boys is a man who has never uttered a word that all of human civilization didn't consider the equivalent of scripture, the legend himself Sam Newman and a man who never loses his temper under any circumstances ever and is known globally as the most rational and calming influence that may have ever existed, the lovable Mark Orval also known ironically as Angry Dad.

Indulge yourself in discussion that is far to complex for most of your tiny brains to process while every problem discussed throughout the show miraculously disappears,

trust me,

look around you,

everything is better now.

So lubricate your inlets as you are about to have episode 11 of the T-Wiz Podcast inserted, you're welcome.

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After spending the past 7 days raising their vibrations to help communicate with a passing intergalactic craft, Warwick & Tony have both found the inner peace and have invited some close friends into the cave to help them celebrate.

10 weeks have now passed since our heroes were first contacted by other versions of themselves from a parallel universe. Other Tony & Warwick showed our boys how the formation of the T-Wiz Podcast triggers a chain of events that will transform the lives of millions around the world and will eventually help Nicky D overcome his chronic masturbation habit.

Looking back we can see the show has already started to end suffering and bring joy to the masses, yet it's had fuck all effect on Nicky D's problems.

The world famous Band of Brothers come from all four corners of the flat earth to join Rock Up's Ratts & Arnie in a celebration with Tony & the Wiz, the only two men that rival the WIld Stallions.

So wipe the excess lotion from your skin so our new jackets aren't too greasy and brace yourselves for the insertion on the next installment of the almighty T-Wiz Podcast

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