The T-Wiz Podcast

This week our heroes landed in the Capper Cave after 72 nights raising their vibrations in the Frankston Desert. It was said that there were no further levels of enlightenment but once more Tony Marks & Warwick Capper proved the world wrong.

Upon receiving this united divine bliss from the universe they were now able to bask in the glow of Harvey Silver, the golden boy of the AFL Footy Show, having spent many years as the show Producer, now his career peaks as he joins the boys first up.. After a meaningful conversation Harvey spent the remainder of the evening cuddling Warwick and let me tell you they both loved it.

Later in the most important broadcast since Neil Armstrong said those famous words on the set of a Stanley Kubrick production, Tony & Warwick are slowly seduced by the appropriately sexual Envy Marshall who I have it on very good authority will at least one time attempt to de-flower our pure and innocent show producer and co-host Tony Marks.

So log in to your Only Fans and insert your credit card to ensure you get all the dirty bits, as the greatest podcast in all of human history kicks into overdrive,.

Hang on tight, this is going to feel amazing.

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Tonight in the simulation our heroes are joined by the delicious artistic smorgasbord, Lily Parker. She is the owner of Lily Parker Tattoo and a versatile musician with numerous bands around Melbourne, Australia.

So this time you can sit back, grip gently on the Apricot velour armrests of your amazing up-cycled chair and wish the -Wiz Podcast inside of you.

Surely it's time for a Cognac and a moist towelette.

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Another week in the simulation and our heroes have yet to evolve beyond the all knowing and all loving beings they have become. As they continue to radiate pure light in the company of music legend, Lisa Edwards and all round bald legend of media, Rod Mooseek, Tony Marks and Warwick Capper somehow find the humility to divert their love of self into love for all once more.

So massage yourself in preparation of the single greatest collective of non-factual bliss as it buries itself deep in your most private of spaces, in another episode of the one and only T-Wiz Podcast.

You didn't ask for this..

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Another week in the simulation and our heroes are joined by the incredible Dr Nicole Fai Sim Yap and the rock goddess Envy Marshall for another dose of absurdity with a touch ofbeauty and purpose built in.

So slink into your best recliner, lick your lips and enjoy the salty goodness of the T-Wiz Podcast.

Here, wash it down with this...

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This week in the simulation our heroes are met by Australia's most infamous madam and the hosts of a pop culture podcast while the revel in their own illustrious glow once again inside the Capper Cave.

We are getting straight to the point this episode so bite down on your pillow and clench as we come hard with the sonic injection you need to get through your day.

For a hard earned thirst, grab a big cold T-Wiz.

You will love it.

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Another episode in the Capper cave as our heroes are joined by Horse racing syndicator Sharona King. Once again our guests are subjected to wildly inappropriate innuendo and the same 11 jokes as Tony and Warwick flex the muscle that is the T-Wiz Podcast.

Later in the show, in celebration of one of the most incredible human beings and musicians, Simon Cox is remembered with an excerpt from a live recording as he was set be a guest and join his friend of nearly 30 years Tony marks on the show. Simon will forever be remembered as the loving, caring soul that he was. He was a virtuoso musician with a voice that cut through to your soul, he was an expectational human being and he will be missed.

From Pitt St all the way into the Heavens, I love you my friend.

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This week our heroes our joined for a full lenfth chat with Rock Music Legend Rusty Brown.

One of Australian Music's long standing Rock Frontmen, the founder and lead vocalist of Electric Mary shares tales from the road and beyond.

It doesn;t get any better in the simulation than this, so bite down on your mouth piece,bend your knees and keep your back straight. As it is time to deep squat into the heavy burden that is the T-Wiz Podcast.

The harder you grunt, the better it feels

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As our heroes enter the 39th episode of the greatest podcast in human history, they are reminded of the significance of the number 39. Once worn and forever immortalised by the Wizard Capper as he ascended to the lofty heights never before reached while perfectly resting his cock n balls on the heads of those opposed.

Thankfully the simulation's programming allows for the ongoing self admiration that this gathering inspires.

This week Tony and Warwick are joined by the incredible rock outfit 'Her' along with Karly Jewell and Rusty Brown for and evening of the same 11 jokes, great music and pointless hilarity that will drive you to your destination faster than a 1 star Uber

So strap on your favourite appendage, smile awkwardly and pretend it never happened, as you once more conspire to be by our side in longing embrace.

This is T-Wiz, it tickles doesn't it.

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Time flies in the simulation and even the NPC's can't get a word in. Our heroes are once again joined by their favourite members of King Canyon when Kit Riley isn't available, the Scottish God Jimmy Cupples and the incomparable James Ryan who is just like someone else we know.

Sit back and relax as the world's greatest podcast delivers another dose of masterfully edited madness.

This time you really may not regret it.

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Another gathering in the simulation with our heroes finds them in the company of the deliciously talented Katie Underwood. Somehow these bozos have manifested another incredible human being into their madness and it doesn't get any better than this.

During the show Katie slowly has her enlightenment completely untangled from her existence as she attempts to dumb herself down to play along.

Throughout the show it becomes clear that Tony & Warwick eventually evolve into fully enlightened and fulfilled human beings, thanks to the temporal aura imbued from our esteemed and beautiful guest.

So uncork your favourite appendage, place it in your special nobody loves me place and make room to insert the most loving episode of the T-Wiz Podcast ever recorded.

It will only hurt for a moment, we love you.

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