The Table Roast

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  • Episode 3: Roasting Midsommar

    Welcome back people!

    If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

    In this episode our host Kelly Curran is joined by her DRUNK roommate whose last name has been omitted for legal reasons. Listen to Kelly's frustration mount as Nicole get drunker and drunker. She is, however doing the same, so it all balances out in the end!

    Kelly and Nicole discuss some very IMPORTANT life topics in this episode, including but not limited to: favorite games from their playground days, the trending of Kermit the Frog, what NOT to do at a music festival and much much more. They also get to the script somewhere in there...

    As always, thank you for listening and feel free to get in touch with Kelly Curran through our gmail account [email protected]. We also post our full episodes (costumes and all) on Youtube. That link can be found on the website's upper right hand corner thetableroast.buzzsprout.com 

    additional resources from this episode can be found below, as always goodnight and goodluck!!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Jackson_Harper
    https://www.scriptslug.com/script/midsommar-2019

    48 min
  • Episode 2: Roasting The Room

    Welcome back people! In this episode our host Kelly Curran is joined by her elegant boyfriend Bryan Scott Dawson of The Ivories. Together they will mad-lib the great, the amazing, the incomparable The Room by Tommy Wiseau. If you have not had the chance to see this amazing movie, check it out! It's a cult classic. 

    That shouldn't stop you from enjoying the episode however, as the mad-libs make about just as much sense as the movie itself. They discuss alcoholism, nicotine addiction and most importantly motorboating. 

    Below are some sources mentioned or quoted in the episode if you would like to investigate further please free and thank you for listening, Good night and GOod luck!!

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Wiseau
    https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/79058/11-surprising-facts-about-room
    https://youtu.be/uZ6mdxbCHI0

    https://laist.com/2007/04/27/laist_interviews_tommy_wiseau_the_face_behind_the_billboard.php
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Room 


    44 min
  • Episode 1: Roasting Twilight

    Hello folks and welcome to THE TABLE ROAST. In this episode you will meet your host Kelly Curran and her cohost for the episode Lindsey Normington. 

    This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)! 

    Listen in as Lindsey helps Kelly to madlib (or parody) our first movie: Twilight. If you follow along on Youtube (search The Table Roast or Kelly Curran) you will see both of them are dressed as Edward and Bella in order to complete the realism necessary for this daring movie script. After the scene has been madlibbed, the two will then read the new version of the script JUST FOR YOU, being as serious as possible given the circumstances. Thank you all for coming and look out for our next week's episode The Room (Tommy Wiseau) Good night, and good luck. 

    Twilight script link
    https://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Twilight.html

    51 min

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The Table Roast is the wacky, fun podcast that ruins your favorite TV and movie scripts in a hilarious madlib style! With new actors/cohosts every week you’re bound to find a table you enjoy roasting.…