The Table Roast

I AM SORRY THIS EPISODE IS ONE DAY LATE. I have been traveling and seeing family for the past few days and it has been a wild time to try and record while on the road but I managed to get a great episode with my good friend Sierra Olejniczak. 

*Movie spoilers in this episode* 

Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!


Haven you ever wished you were a rich aristocrat traveling to Paris as a17 year old?? Well NOT ANYMORE. This week's movie is the super-thriller, action film TAKEN. If COIVD hasn't stopped you from traveling to Europe then this movie will. Starring daddy hunk Liam Neeson, this movie has a little bit of everything: punching, hitting, slapping and neck-breaking. We cover the upsetting themes of Virgin Weddings and the year 2020 as we recap this wonderful film for you. As always my resources are below and I will be doing my utmost to get next week's episode out on Wednesday at midnight as usual. As always thank you for listening and Good night and Good luck!!!

Sources
https://www.scripts.com/script/taken_19328
https://www.irishpost.com/news/10-liam-neeson-taken-facts-160167

*Movie spoilers in this episode* 

Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

This week's episode is a little different. It's a little crazy and a little wacky but we here are The Table Roast are sure you can handle it. It's all KELLY all the time! You heard right folks, this week's episode is 100% pure, unadulterated, Kelly Curran. With COVID-19 ruining lives and the Holidays just around the corner to ruin bank account, Kelly thought it would be best to share a little one-on-one time with her fans. But don't worry we still have plenty of hot takes and movie mad-libbing ahead. In this episode Kelly cover 3 big movie monologues from: Legally Blonde, The Devil Wears Prada and Birdman. She finally gets to take a stab at mad-libbing for the first time since the show has begun and she doesn't a pretty good job if I do say so myself. But with themes like Florida Vacation, Toddlers and Farm Life, how could you fail? Please join me on this beautiful journey we call life and roast a table or two. As always, thank you for joining and goodnight and good luck!! Sources below 

SOURCES:

https://www.marieclaire.com/culture/g4937/devil-wears-prada-things-you-never-knew/

https://artdepartmental.com/blog/devil-wears-prada-cerulean-monologue/

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/66044/15-snappy-facts-about-legally-blonde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSu7BGbyJqc

https://screenrant.com/birdman-bts-existential-behind-scenes-facts/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTxh6DHhyzM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birdman_(film)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legally_Blonde

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil_Wears_Prada_(film)

*Movie spoilers in this episode* 

Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

30, Flirty and Thriving?? Yes please! Join Kelly with her co-host of the week, Drew Telly as they fly into the future and visit their 30 year old selves. Would you like yourself at 30? Would you like Mark Ruffalo? Of course you would, everyone does. 

This episode is simultaneously a big blast from the past as Kelly discusses with her prolific co-host topics so nostalgic as church and life at the age of 13:  Growing pubic hair, playing footsie under the pews and having a middle school girlfriend are important and entertaining topics here on The Table Roast. If you're 30 or even 13 you'll enjoy this episode (with parental supervision of course) have fun, thanks for watching and as always, goodnight and good luck!! Sources below! 

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/t/13-going-on-30-script-transcript.html

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/578003/13-going-on-30-movie-facts

*Movie spoilers in this episode* 

Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

Who's that over there?! Is that Lindsey Normington reoccurring guest??? You best believe your bacon it is. Join Kelly as she welcomes back her first reoccurring guest who starred In the Infamous first episode Roasting "Twilight!" God bless her soul and god bless yours for continuing on this journey with us. This is the second movie in a series of 5 so LOOK OUT because there are more coming for sure. New Moon is a favorite of your host Kelly and a favorite to 12 year olds everywhere. In this episode we FINALLY get into the theme of STRIP CLUB, and boy is it a doozie. Offensive tattoos, buttplugs and blue balls are just a FEW of the tasteful topics we discuss in congruence with Twilight. We also cover such topical themes as Middle-School Dance and Serial Killer, something I am told you should NEVER mix. Have fun but not too much fun as you continue on my journal towards total self-destruction. Thank you for listening and as always Goodnight and Goodluck :)) 

Links below: 

https://subslikescript.com/movie/The_Twilight_Saga_New_Moon-1259571

https://screenrant.com/twilight-new-moon-behind-scenes-details-making-trivia/

*Movie spoilers in this episode* 

Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

Have you ever wanted to access 100% of your brain? Become a God to those around you? Perhaps get into the finance game and hang out with the King himself Carl Van Loon? Well then this week's episode is for you! The movie: LIMITLESS.  The co-host, Ben Tom Pete. 

Test your limitless bounds to be brainwashed by capitalism as we venture into the mind of Eddie Morra, the broke writer with no future who takes the magic smart drug NZT. Catapulted into fame, fortune, and for some reason a job he seemed to have no interest in before, Eddie gets the opportunity that a lot of us have been fantasizing our whole lives, a chance to make our wildest and wettest dreams come true. Join host Kelly Curran and Co-host Ben Peter as they take on Limitless with a bit of a twist. Breastmilk? Colonel Sanders? Who would have thought this movie could take such an epic, awesome-sauce turn? Me I did. Sources below! Rate, like and share :) Goodnight and goodluck! 

Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

This week is a roller coaster of emotion as Kelly is joined by her new twin flame Deja Bowen, who stars as the Rose to her Jack in this highly anticipated remaster of Titanic. The two of them break societal norms as they take on this classic film set in the year 2020, that’s right Bitches it’s “Titanic 902.0” the twists and turns in this groundbreaking episode will have you questioning everything you ever thought you knew about the infamous Jack and Rose. Empty eye sockets, missing teeth and infected blisters are among the tasteful updates made to this movie. And if the theme of Pirates isn’t enough for you, we also slip in some modern day terminology, mentioning such classics as: fashion nova, Botox lips and everyone’s favorite, fake ass bitches. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed making it! As always the episodes resources are below. Goodnight and good luck! 


https://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/Titanic.txt

https://www.popsugar.com/entertainment/Titanic-Movie-Facts-43447393

https://www.insider.com/titanic-fun-facts-movie-2018-11

https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsround/17665970

Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

Our beloved host is joined this week by music sensation EmmyLux (the artist formerly known as Dripkiss) as she gets back to her roots, her acting roots that is. Though she is a musician by trade, you can't deny the acting chops this Benjamin Franklin/ Nic Cage impressionist brings to the table. Among such themes as Murder Mystery and Wild West, this episode is one of the more astute and mature (pronounced matt-ure) episodes to be born forth from the creative birth canal that is Kelly's brain.  Of course without her host providing such ingenious parts of speech such as "strangle with a bra" or "fatally succumb to cholera," this podcast would be but a mere shadow of it's current self.  Please enjoy the heck out of this episode, more to come and as always citations are below. Thank you for listening. Please like, share and leave a 5-star review. Goodnight and good luck!

http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/n/national-treasure-script-transcript.html

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/533668/facts-about-national-treasure-movie-nicolas-cage

https://www.eonline.com/news/1094696/15-top-secret-facts-about-the-national-treasure-franchise

Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

I'm sorry that Zana sneezes at the beginning of this episode. There's nothing I can do about it that wouldn't take me like three hours of reuploading so you guys just enjoy that. 

In this episode host Kelly Curran is joined by her good friend Zana Gankhuyag as the two of them roast Jordan Peele's hit movie "US." This episode features evil twins, fake laughter, and someone's pee pee getting tuck in their zipper. As always I have my resources below and in addition to my usual fun fact and script resources I will be adding some additional articles covering the impact of Jordan Peele in the entertainment industry. As always, thank you for listening, please share with your family and friends and goodnight and good luck! 


https://scriptpipeline.com/us-screenplay

https://www.insider.com/us-movie-fun-facts-2019-4

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2019/mar/09/jordan-peele-on-us-this-is-a-very-different-movie-from-get-out

https://www.indiewire.com/2019/03/us-movie-jordan-peele-lupita-nyongo-1202051703/

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/us-movies-hidden-meaning-black-identity-explained-1196687

Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!

In this episode Kelly's invites her co-host Mitch Anderson to share his expansive film-making expertise! Listen (or watch) as he rehashes the up's and down's of creating the film "Sandbagger" that recently hit ONE MILLION VIEWS on youtube. Congrats! 

Today's episode is brought to you by "Toni Collette Screaming in her Living Room!" Kelly and Mitch hilariously madlib the wonderfully terrifying and psychologically disturbing movie,  Hereditary in the theme of Carnival. Not only is this episode funny and exciting, it also features Mitch's impressive and inhuman ability to recall actor and director names at the drop of a hat! As always my sources are cited below. Love you all god bless. Good night and good luck!

https://www.scriptslug.com/assets/uploads/scripts/hereditary-2018.pdf

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/601658/hereditary-movie-facts

https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/hereditary-behind-the-scenes-facts

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Welcome back people!

If you are here for the first time, WELCOME! This podcast is for actors, screenwriters and all movie lovers in general, we come together in order to tear movie scripts apart (all in good fun of course)!


GUYS in this episode Kelly goes back to her roots with her co-host Spencer "Spanky" Kruse her good friend from high school. They reminisce on high school theater, Suite Life of Zack and Cody and reflect on the state of extreme sports all while brining The Shining, a timeless classic horror movie , into a sophisticated light. Join us as Kelly literally can't remember a single thing that happens in The Shining and also shares her spec script for a Suite Life episode. This episode came out 2 hours late due to a drug related incident and I apologize to my millions of fans. I LOVE YOU GUYS PLease share and enjoy. Resources below: 


http://www.dailyscript.com/scripts/shinihttps://www.mentalfloss.com/article/55893/25-things-you-might-not-know-about-shiningng.html

https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/55893/25-things-you-might-not-know-about-shining