Hosts Liz and Tony welcomed researcher Kai to dissect Friday's dramatic sell-off that erased the entire week's gains, with breaking news of OpenAI-Broadcom deal sending AVGO up $40 to $360. Liz admitted eating her words after declaring markets "complacent" at 9:59am just before the crash, noting there was "no buying pressure at all" after 10am. The Friday move sent expected moves surging from 1.1% to 2.5% for the current week (166 points), with IVR jumping across all asset classes - especially gold and Bitcoin which showed double the S&P's volatility expansion. Kai explained crypto's notoriously higher volatility (7% Bitcoin move wasn't even top 10 percentile historically) while noting the 18% intraday plunge wiped out heavily leveraged accounts. Liz finally celebrated her gold bullishness after 22 years of ridicule as the metal broke $4,000, while the upcoming week features major bank earnings starting Tuesday morning (JPM, GS, C, WF) and TSM Wednesday, with expiration week historically showing 16-up/11-down pattern favoring bulls into Friday.