The Ted Hanky Podcast

By Ted Hanky

An improvised comedy podcast from Teesside comedian Ted Hanky and his trusty pal Mala

AVAILABLE ON ALL GOOD AUDIO PODCAST PLATFORMS AND ALSO VIDEO HERE 👇

https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky

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FAQs about The Ted Hanky Podcast:

How many episodes does The Ted Hanky Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 157 episodes available.

The Ted Hanky Podcast episodes:

February 07, 2026 The Ted Hanky Podcast : Groundhog Day
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ...
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss Ted's championship medal, the tradition of Groundhog Day, and lots of other waffle.

🎧 Prefer to watch?
Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky
(And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏)
👉 Watch more: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWtAbpUq2rKfKTHymomv57ET3pu1f4r57
👉 Subscribe for weekly Teesside shenanigans: https://www.youtube.com/@UCKsBn0bzGXkWVwnDFrKov6w

☕ Buy us a coffee (ta very much!) Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast

👕 T-Shirts & Mugs : https://tedhankytshirts.com/collection/all-products/

💬 Join in
Any videographers, camera people, amateur film makers who want to get involved with creating the music video to Ted & Mala's Ragga record, get in touch👇
[email protected]

⚠️ Parody & content note This show is parody. Characters and situations are exaggerated for comedic effect; no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft references only some Teessider's will get, and loads of “you know warra mean”s. Not for bairns or the easily offended.

🎥 Credits Host: Ted Hanky • Featuring: Mala • Producer: Ted Hanky
📍 Teesside keywords Middlesbrough, Boro, Stockton-on-Tees, #UTB, Teesside comedy, British humour, character comedy
#comedy #podcast #Teesside #Boro #groundhogday #valentinesday
...more
35min
January 24, 2026 The Ted Hanky Podcast : Traitors
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ...
Join Ted and Mala as they discuss The Traitors, Pacino, The Goonies, and sh*t promo vids for house music DJ nights!

🎧 Prefer to watch?
Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky
(And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏)
👉 Watch more: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWtAbpUq2rKfKTHymomv57ET3pu1f4r57
👉 Subscribe for weekly Teesside shenanigans: https://www.youtube.com/@UCKsBn0bzGXkWVwnDFrKov6w

☕ Buy us a coffee (ta very much!) Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast

💬 Join in
Any videographers, camera people, amateur film makers who want to get involved with creating the music video to Ted & Mala's Ragga record, get in touch👇
[email protected]

⚠️ Parody & content note This show is parody. Characters and situations are exaggerated for comedic effect; no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft references only some Teessider's will get, and loads of “you know warra mean”s. Not for bairns or the easily offended.

🎥 Credits Host: Ted Hanky • Featuring: Mala • Producer: Ted Hanky
📍 Teesside keywords Middlesbrough, Boro, Stockton-on-Tees, #UTB, Teesside comedy, British humour, character comedy
#comedy #podcast #Teesside #traitors
...more
34min
January 10, 2026 The Ted Hanky Podcast : A New Year Ragga Revolution!
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with a special Happy New Year edition!
Join Ted and Mala as they share their new year resolutions and make a commitment to bring you the finest Ragga song ever created .... but from Teesside.

🎧 Prefer to watch?
Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky
(And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏)
👉 Watch more: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLWtAbpUq2rKfKTHymomv57ET3pu1f4r57
👉 Subscribe for weekly Teesside shenanigans: https://www.youtube.com/@UCKsBn0bzGXkWVwnDFrKov6w

☕ Buy us a coffee (ta very much!) Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast

💬 Join in
Any videographers, camera people, amateur film makers who want to get involved with creating the music video to Ted & Mala's Ragga record, get in touch👇
[email protected]

⚠️ Parody & content note This show is parody. Characters and situations are exaggerated for comedic effect; no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft references only some Teessider's will get, and loads of “you know warra mean”s. Not for bairns or the easily offended.

🎥 Credits Host: Ted Hanky • Featuring: Mala • Producer: Ted Hanky
📍 Teesside keywords Middlesbrough, Boro, Stockton-on-Tees, #UTB, Teesside comedy, British humour, character comedy
#comedy #podcast #Teesside #ragga
...more
28min
December 16, 2025 The Ted Hanky Podcast: A Teesside Crimbo Night Out
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with BORO KIMBO!
Join Ted and Mala as they reminisce on some magical nights out they've had on Teesside over the years during this festive period.
🎧 Prefer to watch?
Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky
(And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏)
💬 Join in
Comment with your best memories and stories of a night out over Christmas on Teesside 👇
☕ Buy us a coffee (ta very much!)
Ko-fi → https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month, Ted could keep up his ‘Bush Babes’ subscription **and** still afford sweets and Panini stickers. Help a marra out.
📣 Please share the show with anyone who’ll enjoy it—cheers! 🙏

🎭 Credits
Created, written & performed by Ted Hanky
With additional material from Mala
🤝 Sponsor
The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar, Stockton → https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
🌐 Links
Website: https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-shirts: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
⚠️ Parody note
This is parody. Guests/subjects are often not real; characters and stereotypes are exaggerated for comedy with no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft Teesside references, and loads of “you know warra mean”s. Not for bairns, snowflakes, or the easily offended.
...more
48min
November 25, 2025 The Ted Hanky Podcast : Boro Kimbo
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is here ... with BORO KIMBO! Middlesbrough Football Club's New Swedish Manager! Ted & Mala chat all things Kim Hellberg, they berate the Weatherspoons game (and people who play it), and Ted airs his disgust about people who put their Xmas decorations up early!
🎧 Prefer to watch?
Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky
(And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏)
💬 Join in
Are we happy with the new manager?
☕ Buy us a coffee (ta very much!)
Ko-fi → https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month, Ted could keep up his ‘Bush Babes’ subscription **and** still afford sweets and Panini stickers. Help a marra out.
📣 Please share the show with anyone who’ll enjoy it—cheers! 🙏

🎭 Credits
Created, written & performed by Ted Hanky
With additional material from Mala
🤝 Sponsor
The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar, Stockton → https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
🌐 Links
Website: https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-shirts: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
⚠️ Parody note
This is parody. Guests/subjects are often not real; characters and stereotypes are exaggerated for comedy with no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft Teesside references, and loads of “you know warra mean”s. Not for bairns, snowflakes, or the easily offended.
...more
33min
October 24, 2025 The Ted Hanky Podcast : Last Mam Standing!
🔥 The Ted Hanky Podcast is BACK — and it’s **LAST MAM STANDING**!
Ted & Mala unleash a ground-breaking battle tournament of **Serious Mamage**. Who’ll be crowned the ultimate Mam?
🎧 Prefer to watch?
Full video episode on YouTube → https://www.youtube.com/@TedHanky
(And don’t forget to follow the channel 🙏)
💬 Join in
Who should enter the next bracket? Comment your Mam nominations and local legends.
☕ Buy us a coffee (ta very much!)
Ko-fi → https://ko-fi.com/thetedhankypodcast
NB: If every listener donated £3 a month, Ted could keep up his ‘Bush Babes’ subscription **and** still afford sweets and Panini stickers. Help a marra out.
📣 Please share the show with anyone who’ll enjoy it—cheers! 🙏

🎭 Credits
Created, written & performed by Ted Hanky
With additional material from Mala
🤝 Sponsor
The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar, Stockton → https://www.warehouse.kitchen/
🌐 Links
Website: https://www.tedhanky.com/
T-shirts: https://tedhankytshirts.com/
⚠️ Parody note
This is parody. Guests/subjects are often not real; characters and stereotypes are exaggerated for comedy with no malice intended. Contains adult language, daft Teesside references, and loads of “you know warra mean”s. Not for bairns, snowflakes, or the easily offended.
...more
27min
October 03, 2025 The Ted Hanky Podcast : 3i/Atlas
This week Ted and Mala discuss the impending interstellar visitor to our solar system, 3i Atlas. Is it aliens? or is it just a comet. Plus ... a good chat about the Boro and Peptides too.

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/

Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
...more
36min
September 19, 2025 The Ted Hanky Podcast : Back On The Apps
This week Ted announces he's back on the dating apps and Mala has a rant about Aunt Bessie's Puddings.

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/

Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
...more
29min
July 18, 2025 The Ted Hanky Podcast : The New Boro Manager
This week Ted and Mala discuss the appointment of new Boro Manager Rob Edwards, the Oasis Tour, and Day Disco's!

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/

Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
...more
29min
June 20, 2025 The Ted Hanky Podcast : Ted's Mam
This week, Ted's Mam Barbara drops in unannounced ... with a special guest.

This show is also available for your eyes as well as your lugs ... over on the YouTube channel.
Check it out here 👉 YouTube Podcast
Don't forget to follow the channel 🙏

ENJOYED THE SHOW?
☕️ You can buy Ted (and Mala) a coffee here 👇

CLICK HERE TO BUY TED A COFFEE

NB: If every listener donated £3 a month Ted would be able to keep up his monthly subscription to 'Bush Babes' and still have profit for sweets and Panini stickers.... please... help a marra out.

PLEASE SHARE THE SHOW WITH ANYONE YOU THINK WILL ENJOY IT!! THANK YOU 🙏

Created, written and performed by Ted Hanky
Special thanks to Mala for additional material.
Plus special appearances from Vaun Earl Norman and Lucia Rovardi Tomlinson
Sponsored by The Warehouse Kitchen & Bar in Stockton.
https://www.warehouse.kitchen/

CHECKOUT MY WEBSITE : https://www.tedhanky.com/

T-SHIRTS AVAILABLE AT: https://tedhankytshirts.com/

Please note - This is a parody show.
Guests are often not real, subjects are often not real, please don't think this is real ... don't be a Doyle. Characters have been exaggerated and stereotypes enhanced purely for comedic effect - we bear no malice or ill feeling towards any real person/people or even the stereotypes we portray. Sincere apologies if any offence is caused ... it is meant to be delivered in parody ... and hopefully funny.

The show, as always, contains a fair amount of bad language, adult references, occasional references only Teesside locals will relate to .... and loads of "you know warra mean's"

Not for the easily offended, snowflakes, ... or bairns ... so please don't listen if this is you!
...more
26min

FAQs about The Ted Hanky Podcast:

How many episodes does The Ted Hanky Podcast have?

The podcast currently has 157 episodes available.

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