Hey guys and gals, it's time for "The Best of Poddy Break... so far?*". We don't even know how to describe this. It's just a menagerie of ridiculous clips, characters and voices, failures and fruit. Caleb and Aaron are here to guide you through the veritable promised land of podcast stupidity. LET'S DO THIS!!!

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Bob Smiley is back! Tim and company chat with Smiley B about real country music and what water tastes like. Tim learns that it's fun to stay at the IMCA and sings a song about a bucket. Caleb professes his addiction to animal crackers and Bob learns how to speak Spanish in a sauna.

Also on this episode: Ikea man calls in. Freight does impressions of muppets. Tim has an awkward moment with a transgendered cashier, and then makes it worse. Bob gets covered with a mysterious liquid on an airplane. And Tim and Bob share their most cringe-worthy moments from years on the road.

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It's time for Poddy Break: Snack Edition… Tim and the crew chow down, and we're piping it straight into your brain! On this episode, we meet Bugle preserver, Brian Henry Thomson. Caleb and Cheese (Merch Manager Matt) discuss the last time they cried. Freight impersonates a Canadian while Caleb sings Taylor Swift. Tim talks about Satanist Youth Camps and how Frosted Mini Wheats brought down the Vikings.

Also on this episode: Tim talks about his old band "Better than Enemas". The gang discusses Pokemon Go. Free back hair maintenance tips. And Poozan (Freight's wife) calls with breaking news from Grey's Anatomy.

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The awesome Michael Jr joins us on the podcast this week. Tim, Michael Jr, John Branyan and Caleb figure out that Craig isn't on the bus. Tim LOVED Michael Jr in God's Not Dead, even though he wasn't in it. Michael tells us to put our Mom's hands up. John Branyan tries to get free eggs from a bunch of roosters. Michael has a theory about pet names, and Tim pays top dollar for dogs without baggage.

Also on this episode: Michael Jr (dotcom) has a bunch of irons in the fire. Tim gets confused on Michael's projects again. Michael doesn't understand the rhythm of Caleb's voice. And John learns that he's color deaf.

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THE RETURN OF SPOILED RICH KID… This episode is a special one, because Tim, his kids, Spencer, Olivia (Livi), Levi, and Spencer's new bride, Keagan are all along for the ride. Spoiled Rich Kid kicks things off, and educates Caleb on bidets. Tim gets a flip phone, and gets upset when people eat his macadamia nuts. Levi's hair looks like Twitty from Even Stevens, and family friend Brock gets mauled by a house cat off camera.

Spencer and his new bride, Keagan honeymoon at Disneyland and eat bad Japanese candy. Keagan gives her insights into the St. Louis Blues off season strategy, while Spencer and Tim get overly aggressive on the ice. Olivia gets a sloth for graduation, pledges her allegiance to the monarchy and cries at mean YouTube comments. Caleb and Tim get a curry in the basement of Rashpoot and talk about their trip to England.

Oh, and Spoiled Rich Kid is back, if you're into that sort of thing.

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Show me that smile, again… Because it's time for another Poddy Break! This week, we've got the amazing Kirk Cameron! Tim is concerned for Kirk's disheveled appearance. Kirk suggests that Tim should take a turn on Dancing with the Stars, and Tim blames Kirk for his haircuts in the 80s. Friend of the show, Gary King, asks a serious question, and Tim gives a terrible answer. Then Kirk asks a serious question, and Tim gives another terrible answer. Kirk buffs up and beards up for a movie roll.

Also in this episode: The gang discusses the secret areas of Disneyland. Caleb orders Panda Express in the middle of the show. Tim has a movie idea, and gives Kirk the right of first refusal. Two new characters call into the show after Kirk decides to give away tickets to Tim's shows in exchange for answering a trivial question. And Kirk's marriage seminars prove, as long as we've got each other, we can take anything that comes our way.

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We havin' a poddy up in here! Tim welcomes comedian Taylor Tomlinson. In this episode, Caleb and Tim faceswap, while Freight gets crazy with emojis. Taylor teaches Tim a new word. Mozart gets insecure about his age. Taylor and Tim swap bad emcee introduction stories, while Caleb lights a candle for Kari Jobe and the Saint Louis Blues.

Also: Tim bursts onto the country music scene, unbeknownst to himself. Taylor recounts her time on NBC's Last Comic Standing, and decides to write greeting cards in a secluded cabin. Caleb gets "lotionized", and talks about how many friends he has. Tim tries to connect with his audience at a buffet. Finally theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking makes a brief guest appearance.

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Dust off those record albums, and get ready to trip the light fantastic. Woohoo! Tim teaches Freight how to read. Caleb adds every movie in existence to his watchlist. Aaron's rescue dog barks at golfers. And Freight punches Aaron in the face.

Also in this episode: Tim and Aaron geek out on record albums and the difference between analog and digital. Caleb loses his mind for Hot Cocoa and learns some big words. Aaron cries like a little baby man at a cartoon, and Tim has chlorine eyes during bible study.

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Branyan is back! In this episode, Tim and Caleb metaphorically hold hands in laughter. John Branyan reveals his wrestling persona, and finishing move. And, Tim's music producer, Aaron Willis, chimes in with his virtual reality roller coaster experience. Tim eats a bouillon cube. John ponders putting vanilla behind his ears. Caleb becomes a comedy goalie. And Siri clearly has no idea who she's talking to.

Also in this episode: Meet Glade, the guy that wants to know where you got that turkey leg, the gang discusses their favorite smells, and Caleb opens a window of floor space.

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Wow, we're all over the map on this one. Jonnie has a canker sore, Tim laments his skin tags, and Caleb finds a bag full of beard in the medicine cabinet. Tim reminisces about the time he got a mouthful of mustard at La Petite Academy, and then Tim and Jonnie fall down the rabbit hole of Professional Wrestling.

Also in this episode: Tim knocks himself unconscious at a prom alternative. Jonnie slides across the stage on his elbows. Caleb researches the legality of shooting a hawk. An MMA fighter winds up on our bus. And Jonnie Canker and Jimmy the Cyst part ways, citing creative differences.

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