The Timewaster 9000

The Timewaster 9000

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The Timewaster 9000 episodes

  • Technically Jeopardy

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew is here to play JEOPARDY! Tune in to see us flub it on trivia, hang out with the whole crew, and celebrate ONE YEAR of Timewaster 9000!

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    1 hr 15 min
  • Sets We Love

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew is here to talk about sets we really just love. Tune in to watch us talk about vampires that like Angry Video Game Nerd, the worst (or best?) way to make spaghetti, and everything in life that's truly elephant.

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    1 hr 56 min
  • The Halloween One

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew is here to talk about the HORRORS that wait at the depth of Magic. Tune in to see the return of an old favorite, frightening creatures, Grok, and the beauty of Halloween.

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    1 hr 10 min
  • The Zeta Set

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew is here to talk about THE ZETA SET. Join us as we chat about crazy downshifts, cards might remember a little too fondly, and whatever's going on with some of the art in this set.

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Lands You Are Not Playing

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew is here to talk about some lands we feel like fly under the radar. Join us as we talk about cheating at Modern FNM, damaging thousands of dollars worth of cards, and Russell Westbrook.

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    1 hr 23 min
  • The Reality Fracture Awards

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew is here to talk about Reality Fracture and GIVE OUT SOME AWARDS! Join the crew as we talk about getting references, playing with Cloudpost, and what we'd like to do with your grandma.

    Like Tears in Rain (Odyssey Sac Land Cube): https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/3b63f9b4-99b1-41f0-ab05-b3dc7850c9c1

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    1 hr 26 min
  • Failed Cube Projects

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew is here to talk about cube projects that just...didn't go anywhere. Tune in to see the longest opening bit of all time, a conversation about vanilla creatures, and the perfect way to draft in accordance with our Lord God.

    Like Tears in Rain (Odyssey Sac Land Cube): https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/3b63f9b4-99b1-41f0-ab05-b3dc7850c9c1

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    1 hr 22 min
  • Card Superlatives

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew is here to talk about cards that are THE BEST...in very specific ways. Tune in to hear about who has The Best Eye, coning tables, and Chad Warden.

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    1 hr 42 min
  • Cards That Make Us Laugh 2

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew is here to talk about MORE CARDS that make us laugh. Tune in to hear how bad Alex is at buying high and selling low, silly tricks with Syncopate, and getting your dog maced.

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    1 hr 38 min
  • Niche Formats

    The Timewaster 9000 Crew is here to talk about HIDDEN GEM formats. We go over niche community formats and ways to play Magic that spark our curiosity, for better or for worse. Tune in to hear Alex guess if cards from other games are good, to see if Miller knows what's really worth a cent, and how much fun you can have with stuff you steal from your local game store.

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    Play our daily game! https://timewaster9000.com/stack/

    Join our community Discord! https://discord.gg/nFSdazDCMY

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    1 hr 26 min

About The Timewaster 9000

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A comedy-focused Magic: the Gathering podcast. Tune in to hear Miller and Alex yell about cardboard squares, and everything else the world has to offer.