The Timewaster 9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about cards that we have a very specific fondness for. Join us as we talk about how you know you've lost when your opponent casts a certain cantrip, cutting other people's hair, and how Hulk Hogan might be responsible for that terrible tragedy in 2002.

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The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about cards that have misplaced rarities, from common all the way to mythic. Join us as we talk about unplayable cards that somehow also cost too much mana, misplaying with Thought Scour, and sickness-induced delirium.

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The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about a recent collaboration event with Shattered TCG! Join us as we chat about Alex's Module Cube, getting commander players to draft, running out of basics at the land station, and Piggy Bank.

Alex's Module Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/modulecube

Miller's WIP Two-Headed Giant Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/d1fb845e-d276-476b-85e1-3b10ee7d3b32

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The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about cards we thought would be straight buns, but turned out to be pretty good. Tune in to hear us chat about being wrong since 2019, picking the wrong deck for a big tournament, and having bronchitis at the Regional Championship.

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The Timewaster 9000 Crew chats about the lovely (and not so lovely) types of people you'll encounter at your friendly neighborhood game store. Join us to chat about guys too stupid to tell if they're cheating, people who force their partners to play commander, and microwaving frogs.

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The Timewaster 9000 Crew thanks our lucky stars that these cards have been banned. Join us as we talk about Wizard's design mistakes, a commander table for one, and messing with people's dice while they're going off.

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The Timewaster 9000 Crew revisits an old classic: separating things into a clean good versus evil binary. Join us to hear about why people hate affinity, dying on turn one, and who to root for when you're watching a random game of Magic.

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The Timewaster 9000 Crew looks back at archetypes and creature types that feel like they've been lost to time, or just need a new wave of support to make real. Tune in to hear us chat about Stewart Griffin, getting baited by Modern Storm, and Miller inflicting horrible pranks on Alex.

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The Timewaster 9000 Crew revisits a local favorite: Atlanta Highlander! Join us as we talk about favorite strategies, funny Dark Depths stories, and try (and fail) to do math.

Atlanta Highlander rules & banlist here: https://www.tumblr.com/atlantahighlander

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The Timewaster 9000 Crew ventures into the horrifying unknown. A world uncharted: building a Commander deck. Join us as we sit down to build around a community suggestion, and argue about whether or not Mishra's Bauble does anything, what commanders actually draw aggro, and whether or not a deck is a Portcullis deck.

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