The Timewaster 9000

Every story has a hero, and every hero needs a villain. Miller and Alex talk about their favorite Magic: the Gathering decks that they feel like fit one of those two categories. From the plucky underdogs, to the format-warping megalomaniacs, every deck finds a home somewhere on the spectrum. Join us as we talk about the MH2 Pitch Elementals on the court, some funny Settle the Wreckage stories, and trying to figure out why all Merfolk players are like that.

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Ho ho ho, etc. Miller and Alex hop feet first into the spirit of giving with an episode about elves, Gruul cards, and some gifts given as well. Cozy up by the fire and listen to some stories about Alex buying cards for too much money, people dying to draft rares, and maybe Miller being a little too aggressive at a pauper weekly.

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After multiple episodes complaining about the state of Magic, Miller and Alex put their money where their mouths are and make their own custom Magic: the Gathering cards. Stick around to hear about stealing catalytic converters, getting booty butt naked, and the evil that lies at the heart of all Sliver players.

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Miller and Alex talk about their starting 5 for a Magic basketball team, the beauty of the Scryfall Tagger system, and try to solve the age old mystery of "Is Miller a filthy cheater?"

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Join Alex and Miller as they talk about the "beautiful" world of cross promotion in Magic: the Gathering, and stick around to hear their pitches for would-be tie-ins.

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Miller and Alex talk with our dear friend Oliver about the highs and lows of flavor text in Magic: the Gathering.

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Welcome to the show! Miller and Alex get together in our first episode ever to talk about cards that make us laugh.

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