The Timewaster 9000

The Timewaster 9000 Crew goes BACK TO THE PAST...by visiting a regularly updated website. Join us as we explore old FNM decks that can't win a game, pauper brews older than some of your friends, and Miller changing his shirt.

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The Timewaster 9000 crew is back again to talk about cards we just CANNOT find a home for. Tune in to hear us chat about fringe playables, unplayables, and a LOT about Pokemon VGC.

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The Timewaster 9000 crew is asking the age old question: is new thing bad? Join us as we talk about Old Frame Theory, cards that do too much, cards that don't do enough, and the hit PBS animated series Cyberchase.

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The Timewaster 9000 crew is going back to back to school. We've got some awards to give to our FAVORITE cards from Secrets of Strixhaven. Tune in to hear us chat about super seniors, cards that we're definitely falling for, and much more.

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Are lands bad? Does mana screw and mana flood make Magic the worst game ever? Would it be really easy to have an orangutan as a pet? All these questions and more are answered by the Timewaster 9000 crew as we dive head first in the things we love and hate about the resource systems of every card game we've given a try.

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Miller and Alex have been playing Magic: the Gathering for years, and in that time they've played more than their fair share of horrible, unlovable decks. Join the Timewaster 9000 crew today to hear about playing at the worst game store ever, decks that can't win a game, and going to time in game one.

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Every preview season, new and exciting cards get printed into the world of Magic: the Gathering, and only a select few make it to the upper echelons of playability. Today, the Timewaster 9000 crew takes a look at all the times we got it wrong. Tune in to hear us talk about decks that could've been, decks that should've been, and decks that really shouldn't have been.

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The Timewaster 9000 crew breaks their positivity streak and dedicates a whole episode to the cards we DESPISE. These unlovable pieces of cardboard grind our gears, and we want it to be known. Tune in to hear us talk about supposed "constructed staples", if mana is too good nowadays, and the secret commander deckbuilding trick that will save your life.

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We put out the call for YOUR questions, and now we're going to answer them! Join the Timewaster 9000 crew to find out the hidden meaning behind life's greatest mysteries, or at least hear our pretty bad Dusty Rhodes impression.

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It's true folks. We love cube and we don't care who knows. Join the Timewaster 9000 crew as we talk about the beauty of playing cube, curating a cube, drafting cube, and losing to absolutely miserable pieces of cardboard in cube. Tune in to hear us talk about all your permanents being face down, iconic cards of sets past, and what you should pack 1 pick 1 in Homelands.

Cubes we mentioned:

• Miller's Wrong Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/bacfff4f-c9ce-47d3-bcb1-6b1f332c604a?board=mainboard
• Andy Mangold's Sacred Geometry: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/sacred-geometry
• Gallently's Bar Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/BarCube
• donaldkmagic's Changeling Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/change
• Ryan Overturf's Original Recipe Twobert: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/n1m
• Alex's Module Cube: https://cubecobra.com/cube/list/modulecube

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