"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia' - but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against the Eels when death is on the line'!".

The Wire in the title, The Princess Bride in the body - we are crossing all the streams today.

Yes sir, yes ma'am! The Parramatta Eels are finally on the board in 2025 and typically it comes in the most pulsating, dramatic and damn story-book fashion as Zac Lomax drilled the game-winning field goal in golden point. On a day where Clinton Gutherson made it his mission to sink the Eels even deeper into misery, players all over the park stood up to be counted.

Sixties and Forty20 come to you live to share their thoughts and emotions on a breakthrough win for Jason Ryles.