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The Topical is the daily podcast from The Onion and Onion Public Radio, and the only podcast brave enough to ask: What if the news had sound effects? Join host Leslie Price each day as he barely scrat... more
FAQs about The Topical:How many episodes does The Topical have?The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.
May 04, 2020The Topical Wins A PulitzerIt’s the highest award one can receive for achievements in journalistic excellence. Host Leslie Price accepts the prize with grace and poise as he showcases some of the show’s finest work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...more15minPlay
May 01, 2020Struggling United States Purchased By Private Equity FirmThe U.S. may have some big changes coming its way after being acquired by Prospect Capital Partners. Hear what this could mean for the newly renamed United50’s future, assuming it has one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...more8minPlay
April 30, 2020This Woman Was Isolated In Her Nursing Home, So Her Grandchildren Stood Outside With Signs To Ask Her For MoneyWhen COVID-19 struck, 17 year-old Syndney Powell was worried she might never get to take cash from her grandma again, so she decided to do something special. And now, she’s inspiring grandchildren all over the country to do the same. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...more9minPlay
April 29, 2020Thousands Of Stockpiled Ventilators Sent To New York Hospitals Turn Out To Be Claw MachinesAnd really hard ones, too. Hear how the latest blunder by the federal government is frustrating doctors and state officials. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...more8minPlay
April 28, 2020Walgreens Introduces New Dumbass-Only Shopping Hours For Dipshits Who Don’t Know How To Stay 6 Feet AwayMore American retailers are doing their part to help protect our most vulnerable populations. Hear how Walgreens stores nationwide will now be open from 7 a.m. to 9 a.m. exclusively for brain-dead morons who have no fucking clue how to maintain a safe distance from their fellow shoppers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...more7minPlay
April 27, 2020TheOnion.com Has Been Designated As A Pandemic Shelter In The Event That Covid-19 Could Spread Through The InternetHear how visiting the website of America’s Finest News Source could prevent you from contracting thecoronavirus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...more8minPlay
April 24, 2020Nation Ashamed To Admit They Would Probably Look Up John Goodman’s Nudes If They LeakedWith social distancing in full effect, a new poll finds that millions of Americans are spending more time contemplating what John Goodman’s nude body looks like. Hear how people are dealing with the lingering questions over whether they’ll ever truly know of the contours of the A-list actor’s flesh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...more9minPlay
April 23, 2020Federal Reserve To Infuse Wall Street With $500 Billion Worth Of CocaineFinancial experts are counting on the half-trillion-dollar stimulus to turn the roughly 200,000 men and women on Wall Street into coked-up animals eager to buy any stock in sight well into the morning hours without any break for food or water. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...more8minPlay
April 22, 2020Psychologists: So-Called ‘Dr. Fauci’ Just A Figment Of Nation’s Collective ImaginationHe’s the man the country has turned to most as a trusted and comforting voice during the coronavirus pandemic. However, the nation’s top psychologists now believe Dr. Anthony Fauci may be nothing more than an imaginary friend Americans have made up to get through this stressful period. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...more9minPlay
April 21, 2020Nation Close To Getting Video Conferencing Software To WorkSocial distancing is changing the way we communicate with one another. Today, hear how more Americans are making an effort to stay connected with loved ones and colleagues through shitty video conferencing software that just won’t fucking work. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices...more8minPlay
FAQs about The Topical:How many episodes does The Topical have?The podcast currently has 258 episodes available.