The Useless Hotline

By Max Balegde & George ClarkeComedy News News Commentary

The Useless Hotline episodes

April 02, 2023 Farmer Will and Jessie talk Fake Islanders, Casa Amor scandal and Villa Secrets
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

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OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

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You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

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Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
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1 hr 20 min
March 26, 2023 Max Balegde and George Clarke discuss Elphaba cancellation, getting assaulted by fans and secret sugar daddies
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
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Instagram:
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Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
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1 hr 22 min
March 19, 2023 Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee Discuss Getting Engaged, New YouTubers and Dating Fans
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hr 34 min
March 12, 2023 Max Balegde and George Clarkey have heated argument, play who’s most likely to and talk relatives flashing
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hr 12 min
March 05, 2023 Max and George discuss Jake Paul vs Tommy Fury and sleeping with a best mates sibling
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hr 10 min
February 26, 2023 Talia Mar talks turning down Sigala, Wedding plans and trying for a baby
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hr 15 min
February 19, 2023 Max Balegde and George Clarkey talk party with Harry Styles, dating convicts & visiting the clinic
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hr
February 12, 2023 Max and George talk their leaked pictures, money-hungry influencers and being forced to strip
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
54 min
February 05, 2023 Max and George play influencer smash or pass, and discuss secret gay celebs
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hr 9 min
January 29, 2023 Stephen Tries talks opinion on the Sidemen, update on Jeremy Lynch and what happened to XO
Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or that you will leave a changed person, but we can guarantee that this is a useless hotline.

Subscribe and join us every Sunday as we tackle your problems head on and on occasion will be helped by some faces you may recognise on a trial shift.

Submit your queries/ dilemmas here:

[email protected]

OR

Send a voice note to our Instagram:

https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

You can also listen here:

Apple Podcasts https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-useless-hotline/id1656588234

Spotify https://open.spotify.com/show/5zHCHHfKk6b3m2VLJA0tIl

Why not follow our socials so you don’t miss out on any of the latest news?

Tiktok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@theuselesshotlinepod?_t=8XhEHip5lET&_r=1

Instagram:
https://instagram.com/theuselesshotlinepod?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Hosts Socials:

Max’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@max_balegde
George’s YouTube:
https://youtube.com/@georgeclarke

Max’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@max_balegde?_t=8XhDjkFsoX0&_r=1
George’s TikTok:
https://www.tiktok.com/@georgeclarkeey?_t=8XhDmpUzS21&_r=1

Max’s Instagram:
https://instagram.com/max_balegde?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
George’s Instagram:
https://www.instagram.com/georgeclarkeey/

Max’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/balegde_?s=21&t=ovlG85OFyGF-u8ON3SuFMg
George’s Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Clarke13George
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 hr 20 min

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Welcome to The Useless Hotline hosted by Max Balegde and George Clarke. A place to send your queries and dilemmas no matter how big, small, weird, or embarrassing. We can’t guarantee good advice or…