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Signs. The answer is Signs. Sorry, this is Elliott uploading this from Belfast (Northern Ireland, not Germany), so I thought I'd add my one cent. Signs. The Grudge. After that I stopped watching them. The Terrifier? Never have, never will, thanks for asking. Enjoy the episode, y'all!

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I'm glad I'm not in this one.

Are movies dead? Are babies about to take over the world? Let us know in the comments, why don't you? How wrong are we? Very? A little? You know it's gonna be a blast (it's the Valleycast!)

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Maybe movies should be how I want them to be. Ever think about that?

It's time for another episode of The Valleycast, in which we discuss all this FURIOSA DRAMA, as well as the ROCK'S PEE, and we mourn the palpable absence of this podcast's backbone, Elliott Morgan, who was unable to attend today's event due to being in a lazy river in Mexico. More of this story at 11.

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Thanks for joining us tonight, folks. Yes, indeed, we have a brand-new episode. One wonders why the boys are talking about The Rock's pee, which is a phenomenon only one of us has experienced. I recall the day I thought "this person in the stall next to me apparently has a fire hose for a phallus," only to discover it was The Rock. Does this imply that the Rock was perhaps juicing or consuming performance-enhancing drugs, a known side effect being urinary abundance? I cannot say, nor can they. All I can say is that The Rock seems like he's very well hydrated. Thanks for your time, everyone, and may God help us all.

Folks, despite our best efforts, Steve Zaragoza has taken the low road. After weeks of encouragement, he is tired of hearing about Netflix's Show, Little Rudolph. Despite Tiny Deer being an excellent show, it looks like he'll never see it. Sad.

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I liked it a lot. So.

Shoutout to Kevin for making the thumbnail to the video version of this podcast look like I'm anger-kissing John Mulaney's cheek. Anyway, would you like to join our class-action lawsuit? Also, sorry, everything you own has been hacked. Sorry.

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Uh-oh, you've been hacked. And we came across your resume, would you like to make up to $2000/wek? Click this suspicious looking link to find our more. Oh, and you owe us money. Oh, and we also have money that belongs to you. Oh and

HEY YOU GUYS! You guessed it. In this episode, Steve and Elliott explain to Joe what the Goonies are, as well as Goonie Caves. It's a dark, twisted journey, but we're sure by the end you'll find that treasure from One-Eyed Willy! I'm sorry about this description. I really am. On a sincere note, thank you to everyone who has reached out about Goose. She would've loved this episode -elliott).

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Gross.

Joe Bereta, Elliott Morgan, and Kevin Plachy are here with another rundown of their most recent life experiences. New York? Check. Conan's insane Hot Ones episode? Check. Joe trashing or at least only moderately endorsing Civil War? CHECK!

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More like Civil BORE am I right? I haven't seen it. I could be wrong. I think I'm wrong.

Steve shares with us his new vibe. It's three middle aged stylish and sexy woman who know how to let loose and SHINE.

Joe, Steve, and Elliott discuss all sorts of things, but the real focal point here folks is Steve's recent trip to see a film in 4DX, the most perfect (stupid) way to see a movie - unless you aren't even gonna ENJOY IT!

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The opinions expressed by Steve regarding illegally recording people and blocking them from future 4DX showings does not reflect the opinions of The Valleyfolk. As a whole, we believe anyone should be able to enjoy movies however they prefer. Except Italians. And people from Rhode Island.

With Kevin and Joe, it's a livestream kinda show. With chats and quips, eyes and lips, we present to you... this.

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Did it hurt? Listening to dead silence on a podcast as the hosts played games on their phones?