Why are these deep-sea creatures so scary? What was Darwin even up to? What would YOU do with lotto winnings? (And no, this episode does not contain any commentary on anything else that happened this week)

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Would you buy a wittle deepsea monster? I bet you would. Wouldn't you?

This week, we got Steve with Jesse Stilwell, talking all things Halloween Horror Nights, Long Beach Comic Con, Hollow Night, and WITCHES! That's right! WITCHES GET STITCHES!

We got a real good one for y'all, folks. This week, we discuss Steve's recent trip to a YUNGBLUD concert. We don't wanna like him, but here we are! Joe rests on the analyst's couch and recounts his most recent dreams, too! Buckle up!

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Why not just spell Youngblood?

Folks, why is Richard Dreyfus slipping out of his chair while talking to Bill Maher? IS IT BECAUSE HE AIN'T GOT NO SPINE?! I don't know, but it's a funny sight to behold. Also in this episode: Alien: Earth, The Naked Gun, and more content about content!

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Brought To You By Skynet.

We're back in action, talking flatulence, films, and fan theories! Elliott was expecting a bigger reaction to his theory on The Batman 2 rumors, but that's okay. He'll 'em next time!

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They're birds.

Joe and Elliott speak from opposite sides of the planet as Elliott navigates the wild world of Scotland and Joe navigates... rats? It's important to note that rats are highly intelligent and emotionally complex creatures who have done little more to earn their nefarious reputation than committing the sin of having a hairless tail. This comment section better remain pro-rat, but if you see someone spouting anti-rat rhetoric, please feel free to rat them out.

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HEY YOU IN THE CHINOS!

I shaved my stupid face and I answered "your" questions, okay? Is it is as good as the episode Joe did recently? Probably not. Did I use it as an excuse ramble incessantly? Yeah. Am I self-conscious about my face? Who isn't?! WHO ISN'T SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT MY FACE?! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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I'm... to sexy for my face.

In this episode, Joe and Steve are just total GOOFBALLS. They discuss the Switch 2, what it's like when friends start marrying your friends' moms, Dark Souls, Elden Ring, and even Donkey Kong!

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Elliott apologizes for bailing on this episode of the podcast and also for then failing to upload it on time. He's between trips at the moment and is headed to Scotland soon. OKAY GUVNAH?

People sent Joe questions and Joe takes the time to answer them. Old jobs, pickleball, huckleberries and magic 1990's magazines that helped make him a man. Nothing is off the table...

Don't like politics? Click away! But if you wanna hear a couple of dudes who probably spend too much time on their phones scream from their algorithmically constructed echochambers, then this one's for you!

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We'll be fine. Right?