The Ward

Join Eight for a fireside story this Halloween!

Lavish praise upon us at: [email protected]

Eight endures the incompetence of mortals, explosive Dr. Pepper, and ponders the procreative chances of Mr. Bajingajad.

If you are not currently wielding a chainsaw, you can contact us at: [email protected]

Eight talks about the joys (or unjoys) of microwave popcorn, meditation with a certain rock star, and has another heart to heart with a righteous walking buddy.

If you are in desperate need of Taco Bell but don't know the natural signs to find one, this episode is for you!

Send all occult knowledge or Ikea instructions to: [email protected]

Eight talks about how not to introduce cops to your crispy friends, struggles to wake up, and addresses cabbage-induced meditation practice.

Relax to a special guided meditation by Eight at the end of the episode!

Join the movement to get the police to replace Eight's Crunchwrap Supreme and Contact us at: [email protected]

Eight explores the urban jungle while learning about bridge art, mounty slander, and stupid dog faces.

(May contain sandwich related content. Pickle discretion is advised.)

Sandwich Emergency Hotline: [email protected]

Have you been feeling stimulated lately?

Eight gives you a quickie as he waits in line for the patron saint of customer service and makes sweet music just for you! (Eight is not a professional musician. This music does not constitute musical advice.)

Enrage a sloth with poorly written limericks: [email protected]

What is this? Christmas in July?!

In this episode a listener wins a prize! Learn the secrets of bean inception, and help Eight plan his funeral.

Reserve your front row funeral seats by writing in at: [email protected]

It'll be a shark party nobody will forget! (Exact date yet to be determined.)

Eight attempts a podcast before his meds kick in, Talks about prepper channels on youtube, and shares heartwarming stories about Bible School.

Unfortunately the meds kicked in before the intricacies of Mounty hopscotch could be discussed, but never fear! There is always next time.

Contact the CIA: [email protected]

Checkout The Canadian Prepper's Youtube Channel (and search for the American Prepper vids):

https://www.youtube.com/user/CanadianPrepper33/

Are you ready to be fancy? I'm ready to be fancy.

Eight experiences the Deli counter in a local supermarket, teaches you how to taste water like a pro, and still hasn't gotten any sleep.

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A simple web search sends Eight off on a rant involving a podcast with a similar name. Are there even bears in the UK? Bots, propaganda, lies, and inappropriate (or very appropriate) responses to seeing swimming pools.

(Do you even eat broccoli, bro?)

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