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The Ward episodes
- The Last Supper - The Ward 007
There is no such thing as a tostada, damnit! There is no such thing as a tostada! Those are called chalupas and a poor excuse for one at that! Taco Bell... oh Taco Bell...
Anyways, This episode is filled with crack and chalupas. Carrot ecstasy!
26 min - Secret Agent Horse Power - The Ward 006
Mouse racism, wall climbing, and the truth about horses. The Ward has been infiltrated!
38 min - Satan and the Phone Fairy - The Ward 005
Summon Satan for mental health! A visit from the phone fairy, Netflix, and the plague.
36 min - Nuns Versus Nazis - The Ward 004
The magic of music, my tragic fall from grace, and our first puzzle! The government shuts down.
45 min - The War On Shrugs - The Ward 003
The wonders of Canada/Washington, Desiccated Mouse's first fan, and the eternal wisdom of Disney's Frozen. Also, the truth about Time and my recent promotion!
43 min - He Went To Jared's - The Ward 002
The Tao of Skittles, an examination of Jared's existential reality (and popularity), and my rise as the Messiah of Generation X. Fake missile alerts!
37 min - Carrot Cake Meatloaf - The Ward 001
First Episode! Wherein we talk about prisons, Desiccated Mouse's special birthday recipe, and insomnia caused by murderous roomies. A day in the life...
38 min
About The Ward
From the publisher's feed
In and out of the psychiatric system, patient Eight and his dehydrated rodent friend discuss random topics.
At least, that is what some rando AI decided to say about my dedicated muse. Dehydrated? Dehydrated?! Desiccated Mouse is most certainly not dehydrated. He is desiccated! That is what you get when you allow the artificially intelligent to say things. I didn't even know computers listened to my show. Suspicious. Very suspicious.