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- The Princess Died - The Ward 017
Eight selflessly sacrifices his health for you, Frozen is Dead!, and a correction about bear nipples. Miracle Max approved.
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15 min - The Easter Hornet - The Ward 016
Lying to children, the origins of Easter, Twitter Hell, and the best alarm clock ever! (Definitely not a podcast about necrophiliac ducks).
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31 min - St. Patrick's Green Laser - The Ward 015
The mysteries of St. Patrick's Day revealed, how cookies and milk can save lives, and a recipe that will make even the most hipster barista jealous!
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26 min - Beware the Ides of March - The Ward 014
The Rat rats on Eight (again), Secret construction paper messages, multinational syndicates, and a foliage-based conspiracy. Beware of senators!
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34 min - YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELL - The Ward 013
Did you seriously think you were going to heaven? Special episode thanks to the magics of Jared and a few stints in solitary. Lucky number 13 my party people!
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19 min - My Ginger Fluffer Castrato - The Ward 012
Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast, a rundown of various types of sports, and the secret martial art that became the modern game of golf. Also, thoughts on uncouth methods of castration.
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35 min - The Yogurt of My Ancestors - The Ward 011
What happens when you put fruit on the bottom, Roman antics, and proof that demons aren't impressed with pastels.
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35 min - President Trump Lunch Boxes - The Ward 010
President Trump wants to force-feed America's poor! A rant about government "nutrition" and a listener solves the first puzzle. Airborne squirrels.
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41 min - Flamethrower Romance - The Ward 009
Elon Musk, forbidden romance, and Roman decadence for the Valentines holiday! Settle your blood feuds and take a crack at the week's puzzle before Eight gets medicated out of his mind.
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54 min - Blue Blood Mooning - The Ward 008
An historic event in which three moons rise on the same day, Eight gets confused which pod is which (and doesn't realize it), and practical advice about hair dryers. It's in the DNA.
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About The Ward
From the publisher's feed
In and out of the psychiatric system, patient Eight and his dehydrated rodent friend discuss random topics.
At least, that is what some rando AI decided to say about my dedicated muse. Dehydrated? Dehydrated?! Desiccated Mouse is most certainly not dehydrated. He is desiccated! That is what you get when you allow the artificially intelligent to say things. I didn't even know computers listened to my show. Suspicious. Very suspicious.