Do it with the windows WIDE OPEN! Clappers grab an Assasin and Assasins grab your Cheeks, it's another juicy episode from your favorite Co-Mayor's of Assville!

Shain and Seth are back to provide some good background noise while you're wearing your mask and standing  6-feet apart from that yuck-mouf super-spreader coughing into the atmosphere. 

This episode of Assville is brought to you by Seth's neighbors continually having sex with the blinds up, Shain stealing shit from old jobs, Seth's wack-ass shoes, Chet Hanks is back at it AGAIN and a BRAND NEW CLAPPER OF THE WEEK! Come on in outta the cold and warm up here...in ASSVILLE.

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Sorry for the delay but the Mayor's of Assville are here to save the day! The Chief Executive Clappers are back with another slap for dem cheeks! This episode was recorded back before old ASSLESS TRUMP got the boot so best believe on the next ep we will be clapping about that. 

 

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Here's the thing... Welcome back Assasins and Clappers! The Co-Mayors of #ASSVILLE are back with another episode full of claps and slaps for all to enjoy. This week is a doozy with half the pod recorded at the World Famous @thefixinto bar in beautiful Assville, while the second half of the pod is recorded in the world-famous Shain's house because @sethbawl/@sethhaha didn't plan accordingly once again. 

We apologize up top for being "under the influence" for this episode as Shain played a full 18 holes of golf prior to the recording while Seth was just...Seth. In this episode, we have the Assville WORLD PREMIERE of Sarah, Shain's wife, to even out the playing field and roast Shain mercilessly in front of Seth. Hope you all enjoy, shout out to Portland and Mic Capes!

 

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YeeAHHHHHH! Clapper and Assasins rejoice! The Mayors of #Assville are back with another BANGER of an episode. Shain and Seth are joined by Shain's niece, Jada, to discuss how the guys can reach the youth demographic. This week is CLAPPED full of Tik Tok advice, Dutch Bro's colored straw secrets, Seth's food adventure with St. John's own BIG HOT DOG ENERGY, and JAMAICA HOUSE, and Shain slowly getting more and more smacked as the episode goes on!

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THE CO-MAYOR'S OF ASSVILLE ARE BACK AND THIS TIME SHAIN AND SETH GIVE THEIR CLAPS ON 711 DELICACIES, WHAT "MAKING IT RAIN" IN THE STRIP CLUB REALLY MEANS, THE BELOVED GEM OF ASSVILLE THE FIXIN TO', AND SETH'S WIFE SHELLY DROPS BY TO ROAST HER SIMPLE MINDED MAN ABOUT HIS INABILITY TO TAKE CARE OF ANYTHING BUT HIMSELF.

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This week Seth tries to explain to fellow Assvillian Shain his love for a very weird Korean drama on Netflix he's really into at the moment for some reason. Shain has gone all-in on Fleetwood Mac but is upset that Seth never told him about the dynamic band before.

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What's poppin Assvillian's!? Shain and Seth get down to the stretch marks in this episode with NBA Finals "Great White Hope" Tyler Herro, the O.G. Triple O.G. Juicy J, and Damian Lillard becoming a car dealership owner in Yamhill County!

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In this episode of Assville, Shain and Seth take a culinary journey to one of Assville's finest dining establishments, McDonald's, to taste and review the Travis Scott Meal! Seth's neighbor can't stop having sex in front of his open windows and Shain opens up about his feelings for Drake.

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Wildfire smoke will not break the Assville community! We're in the backyard with the smoke, drinking peach rose seltzer with the smoke, one of us even smoking with the smoke. Stay Assville strong!

Shain and Seth welcome you to Assville with the official trailer that ends up going over an hour. We do it our way baby! Welcome to Assville! YeeeaAAAAAHHHhhhhh!