The Weekly Substandard Expanded Universe

Ryan gets stuck in a vat of pickle brine, Chris does not like sportsmanship in sports, and Thomas wants to get rid of movie theaters.

In this week's episode, Ryan shares his stories from back when he was drug tested for Coke, Chris is planning a birthday party, and Thomas has learned to love traveling in the age of Corona.

On this week's episode, our boys chat about what might be the best comedy of 2020, Thomas wants to change the culture, Ryan practices The Accent, and Chris is going to a motorcycle meetup.

It's draft day at the SSEU Podcast! Follow along as Chris, Ryan, and Thomas draft their teams (of 2012 movies) and vote on the best team on Twitter. We also chat about surrogates, channel surfing, and self checkout.

Can you guess how much Tom Hanks is worth? Where in the world is Palm Springs located? Chris is back, Ryan offers up a ranking, and Thomas is not a fan of traffic/speed cameras.

On this week's episode, Ryan and Thomas are joined by two guests (Haiku Jonah and Mustangman) to chat about Apple TV's new movie, Greyhound. Is it better than Dunkirk? The guests also give their submarine movie rankings, discuss Tom Clancy, and read haikus.

We have a guest from the Garden State, Ryan talks about his neighbors, Chris is going on vacation, and the hosts fight over The Rock.

On this week's episode, the boys return to a classic Substandard topic: fireworks. They also talk about Christopher Nolan and Thomas has prepared a quiz for Chris and Ryan. Our beloved hosts have also watched The Crazy Gang, a documentary telling the story of Wimbledon in the 1980s with Vinnie Jones as one of the central figures.

Two-thirds of the hosts failed to watch the assigned movie for this week so this is an episode about nothing where we talk about the show about nothing. And Mosquitoes. And buying gold. We also introduce a new sponsor.

The second inaugural liveshow of the SSEU Podcast features discussions of minigolf, Seinfeld, and the 1991 movie Backdraft (which predicted a world without police). We also have an important announcement!