In which our hero just REALLY kicks off the New Year strong, with a steady hand on the wheel and steely determination in his- oh. Well, never mind.

In which our hero goes spelunking

In which our hero re-enacts The Shining, only it's so much worse.

The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N

Darkhorse Road, and Other Stories: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVFFLVNL

Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans)

Please consider supporting the following:

Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate

The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate

SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/

Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero learns the origin of the phrase "Monkey's Paw Wish."

Fun side story: My wife, when sat down to watch Cats (2019), commented at the end that it was her Monkey Paw's Wish to see Idris Elba naked.

The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N

Darkhorse Road, and Other Stories: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVFFLVNL

Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans)

Please consider supporting the following:

Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate

The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate

SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/

Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which our hero goes to see a show

The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N

Darkhorse Road, and Other Stories: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVFFLVNL

Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans)

Please consider supporting the following:

Sister Song https://sistersong.nationbuilder.com/donate

The Afiya Center https://theafiyacenter.org/donate

SPARK: Reproductive Justice NOW http://sparkrj.org/donate/

Center for Reproductive Rights https://reproductiverights.org/take-action-abortion-is-essential/

In which all these tales now, for realsies, come to an end.

In which all these tales (almost, but not quite) reach their end.

In which our heroes roll for initiative