Brian Kemp, Georgia governor, is a lying, cheating, crag-faced donkey bonker, and he doesn't deserve to-

oh. Different Kemp?

Never mind.

In which our hero...'s assistant stops in for a pint

In which our hero is the talk of the town

In which our hero...'s assistant gets the news

In which our hero is an A+++++ level employer

In which the narrator has a startling realization, and loathes himself for it.

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In which our hero... you know... loses his temper.

In which our hero comes back for his stuff

In which our hero is, no pun intended, no where to be seen.

In which our hero makes a new friend