In which our hero goes clothes shopping, and you're gonna watch.

In which our hero learns advantages and disadvantages

In which our hero takes his first steps into his new life

In which our hero begins a long (some might say TOO LONG) story

The Colin Malatrat Museum of Curious Oddities and Strange Antiquities: https://www.amazon.com/Malatrat-Curious-Oddities-Strange-Antiquities/dp/B0BJ4MMW1N

Darkhorse Road, and Other Stories: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CVFFLVNL

Podcast artwork by Ruth Anna Evans (https://twitter.com/ruthannaevans)

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In which Kemp, like a good beneficial member of society, does his own research

Brian Kemp, Georgia governor, is a lying, cheating, crag-faced donkey bonker, and he doesn't deserve to-

oh. Different Kemp?

Never mind.

In which our hero...'s assistant stops in for a pint

In which our hero is the talk of the town

In which our hero...'s assistant gets the news

In which our hero is an A+++++ level employer