Everyone loves a good phantom menace, roaming the streets of Victorian London. We're all familiar with The Spring Heeled Jack, and Jack the Ripper (no relation), and who could forget SPANKO?! Tonight, we have a story that predates these fearsome brutes. Tonight we present to you the tale of the Hammersmith ghost. This tale is not so much about the ghost itself, but the murder trial that followed. In the second half of the show, we present the creepy and sad story of Sam, the Sandown Ghost Clown. He wasn't a ghost, or a clown. Weird, I know.