The Whole Cogan

Casey wants a robot chef and Dan doesn't believe people eat celery. Lives are nearly changed by the presence of beards and the audacity of an air guitar.

Dan and Casey don't like the band KISS but with the help of Carl Sagan, they put it all into perspective.

Dan talks about getting a middle name. Casey is joined by his partner, Maggie, and both describe their early exit from the Norwegian island due to their host's out-of-control behavior.  

Dan has lawn issues. Casey is broadcasting from the Norwegian Sea on a tiny island. Both explore the need to create an adult Guiness Book of World Records, a coffee table book with Iron Maiden and  why the word 'cash' does not encompass magical properties.

Casey is still on an isolated island in Northern Norway and must collect heavy-ass wood on a boat trip up a fjord. Dan is in Phoenix in the game room and both discuss the merits (or lack thereof) of malls, duty free and gun sheaths. Also, Super Mario is Casey's plumber and Dan estimates how many ten-year-olds it would take to bring him down.

Dan and Casey contemplate the art of googling, using calculators to produce big numbers plus one and some of the pranks that their parents pulled on them when they were kids.

Freddy Fresh is revisited and it is still not fresh. Casey sometimes watches shows in the wrong order and Dan cuts his own hair. Also, both realise that their friendship has spanned nearly twenty five years.

Dan loves glow-in-the-dark best when it is not glowing and likes to buy english muffins in bulk. Casey had dinner parties in his Berlin studio but no dishwasher, and now hands out homemade American cookies to his village neighbours.

Dan has a new shirt and Casey has a house number dispute with his neighbour. Dan incurs the wrath of the car guys in the building he is renting and both discuss what is good and not so good at Ikea.

Casey is in a hotel room in Helsinki, Dan is in the game room in Phoenix and they talk about nearly being arrested over the consumption of twenty bananas in Prague.