Father is a doctor-spy

Mother's tired, she needs a cry!

The rats are playing up downstairs

Rafters sighing in their sleep

Brother's got court dates to keep

He got convicted ...

Our house, in the middle of our swamp!

"The Night of the Man-Eating House" is the twelfth episode of the second season of The Wild, Wild West, a show deserving of its name starring Robert Conrad and Ross Martin.

The episode first aired on December 2, 1966. It's the show's taken on the horror genre, complete with a sppooky prisoner, ghosts, and a haunted (and hungry) house.

Listen to Áine and Kevin creak on about sex noises, historical traitors, and the bizarre twists-and-turns that come with this show.

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