This week Matthew sees around the curvature of the Earth into the future to determine Adam didn’t do his homework and the boys sit down to talk about how to better manage their time. They discuss the ups and downs of procrastinating, whether or not it makes a difference to make their beds, and achieve the ultimate logical fallacy by concluding trans-dimensional solitude will alleviate all of their time management issues.

Talking Points:

• Fresh Air (0:00)
• Matthew predicts Adam’s failure (2:35)
• The Timekeeper and Cool Meditation (4:45)
• Ice and Irony (7:20)
• Matthew, A Beacon of Efficiency (9:00)
• The Power of Procrastination (11:15)
• The Great Library Fine (16:30)
• Thanks to all Moms (20:10)
• Overstimulation vs. Improved Productivity (21:15)
• Give Me Money and I’ll Do ANYTHING (25:12)
• Blood Gun: Origins (27:45)
• …and You Give Me My Phone Call (30:30)
• Revisionist Art (33:30)
• Top Time Taming Tips (35:20)
• Arm the Alarm (36:06)
• Winning With Writing (38:40)
• Island Time (Rise of the Mole People) (41:00)
• Messy Sheets (46:20)
• Margaritaville - Eternal Space Solace (49:40)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, everyone who contributed to this week's show for contributing, Bensound.com for our outro music, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor!

It's Dragon Con weekend and Adam is heading to Atlanta to mix with celebs, nerds, gamers, and gawkers, so we figured this week we'd talk everything conventions. Along the way we get our cosplay on, meet celebrities, challenge our listeners to a fight, get fired up about germ warfare, stick our arms deep down in the dice hole, and find ourselves needing to apologize to John Ratzenberger... a lot.

Talking Points:

• Dragon Carn 2016! (00:00)
• Stewart, Shatner, and pewter! (04:25)
• Merch! (07:55)
• Celebs and togetherness! (15:45)
• Overcoming crowd anxiety! (29:05)
• Health concerns! (32:10)
• Gettin' nasty! (34:30)
• The Dice Hole! (39:00)
• Our ideal cosplays! (41:12)
• The smell! (48:19)
• Steampunk! (50:37)
• TWAIkN panel/college appearances! (54:16)
• Closing thoughts! (57:25)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, everyone who contributed to this week's show for contributing, Bensound.com for our outro music, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor!

Time travel is hard. And no movie knows that more than Primer. This compact mind-bending indie isn't really in our wheelhouse... because we're not smart enough to understand it. But when has ignorance ever stopped The Worst Adults? So join us - and, briefly, show artist Laura Cooper - for a lot of head scratching, a lot of time travel talk, and a lot of muted coughing from an under-the-weather Adam!

If there's a movie you'd like us to comment on in the future, just let us know!

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Laura Cooper again for joining us at the beginning and the end of the show, Bensound.com for our outro music, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor!

With the scope of medical science expanding faster than the universe, it's possible none of us will ever die... But there's still a chance. That's why we have bucket lists. Writ or not, we've all got things we want to do before we croak.

This week, Adam gets ripped for the sake of art, Matthew accidentally gets elected, Owen Wilson is very impressed with us, everybody travels, we meet a ghost, and our show artist makes a power grab.

Talking Points:

• Subway/Graduation! (04:21)
• The Price Is Right! (11:27)
• Ninja Warrior/Being Kate McKinnon! (14:56)
• Get buff for tats! (18:10)
• Endangered feasting! (24:20)
• Mayor by comedy! (28:24)
• Tree house murder! (30:42)
• Getting framed! (34:30)
• Burning Man! (37:32)
• Marry, Whistle, Kill! (39:25)
• The impossible traveler! (42:51)
• Ghost flips! (46:41)
• Debt free and loving life! (49:21)
• "Banksy is dead!"* (55:58)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this episode for contributing, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a financial contributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!   *He isn't really.

Once every four years the world pauses to appreciate a myriad of sports that otherwise take a backseat to soccer... I mean football... I mean who cares!

The Olympics are here and the Worst Adults are just as pumped as you are! I mean, they must be! They dedicated a whole episode to it. This week they're looking back at Olympics past, explaining some of the lesser known sports, giving your dad a medal, putting horses on blast, taking a quiz, and having a hard time coming up with an intro!

Talking Points:

• Injuries and wrestling! (05:35)
• We don't know much! (09:10)
• Olympic origins/quiz set-up! (14:20)
• Q1: The last 5 Olympics! (16:47)
• Q2: How many Olympians? (23:50)
• Q3: Outcast sports! (31:14)
• Q4: Cost analysis! (33:32)
• Q5: Summer Olympics 2020! (36:55)
• The worst Olympic mascot! (39:49)
• The people vs. beach volleyball! (46:28)
• Shuttlecocks/ other Olympic sports! (48:30)
• Best Dad/violent sports! (52:58)
• Pole dancing/fire extinguishing/crime! (56:16)
• Olympics too sexy? (58:50)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this episode for contributing, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!

50 episodes?! Well, this calls for a celebr- What? Wait. You're joking, right? We have to do what? Go back to where?? TO SCHOOL??? Well, alright then...

This week the Worst Adults are prepping you for the new school year! We're teaching you how to dress (light-up shoes!), how to overcome fear (be an adult!), how to make new friends (crime!), how to impress your teachers (bribes!), and how to woo your most attractive classmate (don't!). School won't be your only source of learnin' this year - not now that you got The Worst Adults I Know's tutelage!

If you know any students, teachers, or sycophants, make sure to share this very special episode with them... Because time's running out and Alice Cooper lied to us*! 

Talking Points:

• Light-up shoes, game manuals! (03:24)
• Kid fear! (07:53)
• Back-to-school shoppin'! (11:29)
• School year bucket list! (14:52)
• Partners in crime! (19:25)
• Friendship is creepy! (24:03)
• Bold moves in superficiality! (26:13)
• Teacher talk! (30:35)
• T.A.P. - Teachers Against Pinterest! (36:48)
• Professor rant! (41:03)
• Pokepunishments! (45:53)
• Reinventing ourselves! (49:02)
• A word from our sponsors! (56:09)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, Netflix for being so rad, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, and/or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults.

*Ask your parents.

Escape to which mountain? Witch Mountain! Disney's minor classic/one of The Worst Adults' childhood favorites from 1975 is now streaming on Netflix, and we're looking forward to revisiting it... with YOU. So sit back, sync up, and get ready to beat up some bullies, get in a stranger's RV, and flip some choppers!

If there's a movie you'd like us to commentate, let us know!

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, Netflix for being so rad, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, and/or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults.

What's weirder than leaving the nest? Returning to the nest. Love it or hate it, it's something most of us have to do from time to time. And the Worst Adults are no exception.

This week we're crashing couches, cuddling up to your vigilante grandmother, creating the next great app/phone peripheral, making small talk, and extol the virtues of the beard. So basically it's just like any other week for us.

Talking Points:

• Blankin'! (00:00)
• Super Smash Bon Jovi! (05:22)
• Returning home revelations! (08:30)
• Chores: then and now! (12:44)
• Hometown redundancies! (19:30)
• Grow a beard! (22:10)
• When to go home! (25:11)
• Gram-Gram Under Fire! (29:59)
• Some people move back! (41:19)
• Final thoughts! (46:53)
• One upsetting invention! (52:99)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this episode for contributing, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!

"Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor vehicular manslaughter stays these couriers from the swift completion of their Pokédexes."

A terrible accident - that can in no way be blamed on Pokémon Go, let us be clear - finds our heroes donning their shorty short shorts once more and abandoning their faux Wienermobile... and your mail is their top priority. This week we debate Pokémon Go's place in the world, give nostalgic movie recommendations, run over a mailman, take marriage proposals (and Olive Garden!) to the final frontier, make up our own Pokémon names!

Talking Points:

• The Santa Clause 2: Postmaster General! (00:00)
• Pokéfatalities! (04:00)
• Pokémon Go 101! (06:50)
• Canada No Go! (28:40)
• Revisiting our favorite childhood movies! (31:47)
• Adam's space proposal proposal! (39:38)
• Matthew's space proposal proposal! (46:59)
• Pokénames! (51:15)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, everyone who contributed to this episode for contributing, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!

Banana-Coke Slurpee? Check. Slim Jims and Jerky? Check. Rockstar and water? Check! Hands at 10 and 2, mirror adjusted, and we're off on a Worst Adults I Know cross country road trip! Hop in the boy's mini-van and let's hit the road while they discover the secrets of the perfect road time snack, how to find the perfect passenger, and what do do when you're breaking down both mentally and physically!

Talking Points:

• On the Road Again (Just Not As Hotdoggers) (0:00)
• Rules of the Roadtrip (4:17)
• TWAIKn TWINE (6:45)
• Road Trippin’ Troubles (8:35)
• It’s Dangerous to Go Alone (11:56)
• License Plate Palooza (17:10)
• No Slackin’ on Snackin’ (22:52)
• A Free Pass for Eating Garbage (26:15)
• Super Stoppin’ Spots (31:38)
• Make Up the Break Down (36:07)
• Navigation Devastation (45:38)
• What is Your Freaking Deal California? (49:55)

As always, we'd like to thank Laura Cooper of the webcomic XP for our show's art, Bensound.com for our outro music, and you the listener for sticking with us! If you like what you hear, consider subscribing and rating on iTunes, sharing our sampler, or becoming a TWAIkNtributor at patreon.com/theworstadults!