Rufus & Howard take it in turns to write chapters of a detective story, with no plan and no idea where it will end. In this adventure, Binchleaf takes a job as a children's entertainer - and finds himself investigating the Smythe family secret: the curse of the gigantic kidnapper crabs.

Back in 2010, Howard was asked to write a short erotic story for a published collection. Unfortunately for all of us - he did. CONTENT WARNING: this episode contains extremely sweary language, and graphic description of rude bits and sexual acts. Do not listen if you are under 18. Or over 18. Or exactly 18. Do not listen if you are delicate, or sensitive, or ever want to be able to have sex again, or innocently enjoy a lollipop.

Notes on Love, Part 12. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Notes on Love, Part 11. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Notes on Love, Part 10. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Notes on Love, Part 9. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Notes on Love, Part 8. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Notes on Love, Part 7. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Notes on Love, Part 6. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.

Notes on Love, Part 5. A rom-com movie script by Howard, concerning the lives and loves of musicians, models, and Portuguese people with oversized heads.