The Worst Writer in the World

13-year-old Howard wrote a story about all his classmates going to a party - where two uninvited guests cause havoc, and all the boys are devilishly handsome. Join the gang for loads of exclusive content: patreon.com/manbuycow

Once again, we're releasing an episode from our most Secret of Gangs on Patreon - into the wild.

It's the Mister Fluckcast! Starring Mister Fluck, Mike & Brian, and Gorbilla.

All ten episodes of the It's the Mister Flcukcast are available now for just USD$7 at patreon.com/manbuycow - as well as hundreds of other exclusive audio episodes.

First, we read Young Howard's opinion piece on teen pregnancy, then we try out slightly-less-young Howard's idea for a whole new podcast - which, unfortunately, we couldn't even get one whole episode out of. ...Join the gang www.patreon.com/manbuycow

Rufus & Howard retell another of their favourite movies - Supergirl from 1984, starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway & Peter O'Toole in their greatest roles (squirt?) Follow us @worstwritershow - join the gang www.patreon.com/manbuycow

Rufus & Howard retell another of their favourite movies - Supergirl from 1984, starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway & Peter O'Toole in their greatest roles (squirt?). Get all six episodes of Supergirl now by joining the gang for just $2 at www.patreon.com/manbuycow

Rufus & Howard retell another of their favourite movies - Supergirl from 1984, starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway & Peter O'Toole in their greatest roles (squirt?). Get all six episodes of Supergirl now by joining the gang for just $2 at www.patreon.com/manbuycow

Rufus & Howard retell another of their favourite movies - Supergirl from 1984, starring Helen Slater, Faye Dunaway & Peter O'Toole in their greatest roles (squirt?). Get all six episodes of Supergirl now by joining the gang for just $2 at www.patreon.com/manbuycow

Massive swot Howard wrote a story about how great his new middle-school teachers were. Can you guess what score Mister Cotton gave him?

In Young Howard's epic sci-fi adventure, aliens are trying to kidnap the entire human race, and only Future John can stop them.

We read a short story by 11-year-old Howard about a serious luggage mix-up - and we learn a lot about how Young Howard thought the adult world functions.