In the last episode, we read 'My Life Story' by 12-year-old Howard. This time, we read present-day Howard's update.

12-year-old Howard looks back over the significant moments of his life so far - to prove to us that he is the worst person who ever lived.

A collection of short writing by Very Young Howard. Including a play called The Quarrel, a description of 7-year-old Howard's ideal castle, and a detailed itinerary for when Canadian Sid visits.

We read two short essays by 13-year-old Howard. In the first, he answers the question: do you believe in love at first sight? In the second, he gives us a detailed analysis of Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet.

Young Howard's story explores when it is morally acceptable to steal from an old lady.

We watched the 2002 Tom Cruise spectacular Minority Report - and now we're going to discuss it. In eye-watering detail. So grab a mouldy sandwich & a green glass of milk and hide your eyes from those spiders...

We watched the 2002 Tom Cruise spectacular Minority Report - and now we're going to discuss it. In eye-watering detail. So grab a mouldy sandwich & a green glass of milk and hide your eyes from those spiders... ***This episode contains ALL THE SPOILERS for Minority Report (2002).

Just days after creating the seminal classic Jack's Turkeys - Young Howard wrote this highly derivative, gender essentialist, anti-royalist (one out of three ain't bad) story of Santa... going crazy.

CONTENT WARNING: suicide (in reference to the movie Gremlins).

14-year-old Howard dreamed of writing for Doctor Who. And he wouldn't let constant rejection - or the fact that the TV show had been cancelled - stop him.

14-year-old Howard dreamed of writing for Doctor Who. And he wouldn't let constant rejection - or the fact that the TV show had been cancelled - stop him.