The title of this episode is not just a quote from a segment but a warning to potential listeners: We classy, and we sassy, but things may get nassy

We say goodbye to Diamond by winking from the pulpit at her funeral, lamenting in all-caps that she ""DIED SUDDENLY""

Also: How hospitals are heating their buildings with wokeness

Plus: The Daily Wire tries distances itself from the m&m's controversy with a masterful headline after being called out by the candy's newest ad campaign

And: Nobody at my work thinks pronouns are a problem... has the world gone mad?

Finally: Embarrassingly in-depth candy chat from Alexander, and Tony experiences a patriotic prayer in a Vietnamese restaurant

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