This Artificial Life

Coming to you live from the crystal city within the holllow earth, it's ~SEO Show~ *Boyz Nite Out* Zach, Evan and Ryan talk about Alex Jones, mighty ducks (Shaun Weiss), earthquakes, avacados, Kourtney Kardashian, FUPA fetish, Patrick Stewart, Star Trek, Kane the Mayor, drake remix, wiggle your toes day, and more. Apologies to Evan, Asia, and Jamaica

This week we ask ourselves if we should stop pretending to be a Drake, “In My Feelings” remix. The answer is no. Welcome to another ~Science Thursday~ we are joined by Zach Show Live and Tree. Tree has a pet bird so i found some bird news. Birds learn foreign bird calls, they can see color and they categorize. There’s a new steampunk looking pill the detect gut gases. BTW, dont eat centipedes. ROBO NEWS: new wheeled-robo-boy , and a popcorn powered robot. New tools for bluring faces using google deep dream type stuff. Optical computing: what is it? We try to understand. And good news about coral: one type will be kind of okay. Thanks for listening! ~Ryan

This week we ask ourselves if we should stop pretending to be a Drake, “In My Feelings” remix. The answer is no. Welcome to another ~Science Thursday~ we are joined by Zach Show Live and Tree. Tree has a pet bird so i found some bird news. Birds learn foreign bird calls, they can see color and they categorize. There’s a new steampunk looking pill the detect gut gases. BTW, dont eat centipedes. ROBO NEWS: new wheeled-robo-boy , and a popcorn powered robot. New tools for bluring faces using google deep dream type stuff. Optical computing: what is it? We try to understand. And good news about coral: one type will be kind of okay. Thanks for listening! ~Ryan

I hope you took your study’s drugs cause I need you to stay positive during this rocky ep. Welcome to ~Science Thursday~ where a supermassive black hole is stretching us out like taffy, luckily we’ve eaten so much adderall and cat poop that we’re confident we can turn this into a money making opportunity. This week, Zach and Ryan are joined by their brother Sean. and in the middle of the show, Nick comes in. They talk about ancient bread crumbs, life on Europa , a new big dinosaur, Facebook hooking narcissists, social Media becoming more manipulative, the California fires, and farming rainforests sustainably. Thanks for listening ✌️you’re always in my feelings. ❤️ -Dr. drake, Archaeobotanist

We've all been Demi-heads since Barney so it was a pretty devistating week for us here on ~The SEO Show~ we talk herione, other dirty drugs, mega millions, jeff bezos, big dick energy, small dick energy, treehouses, shark week, megaladons, giant squids, jennifer lopez lookin real good at 49, goldfish cracker recall, facebook stock, mars water, and more. Sorry we were late, we're on family vacation so youre lucky we are doing this at all. We had a lot of family and friends as guests though! Thanks to Megan, Ricky, Logan, Matt, and jimmy. See you next week ya cartoons in cartoon graveyards

The Science news has really got me in my feelings this week, Welcome to ~ Science Thursday~ where we take so much LSD that our dendrites drag on the floor... WELP the Gov suppressed a report on the toxicity of PFAS because it turns out we’re all drinking poison and they thought that would be tough to news TO SWALLOW. ALSO, you just can’t escape pollution cause it turns even the theoretically “untrammeled” lands of our national parks have just as much air pollution as cities….GREAT. FUCK. on top of that, hot dogs cause mania cause the nitrates wreck your stomach bacteria?? And fucked up stomach bacteria in a mom could lead to autism ???? Psychedelics like LSD, MDMA, and DMT help with depression by promoting dendritic growth and they call them “psychoplastogens.” Elon Musk and a bunch of other AI-heads sign a pledge to not build autonomous killing machines. The oldest baby snake preserved in amber. We thought we would find mummies, but we got mummy soup. Can isolation have evolutionary a

The Science news has really got me in my feelings this week, Welcome to ~ Science Thursday~ where we take so much LSD that our dendrites drag on the floor... WELP the Gov suppressed a report on the toxicity of PFAS because it turns out we’re all drinking poison and they thought that would be tough to news TO SWALLOW. ALSO, you just can’t escape pollution cause it turns even the theoretically “untrammeled” lands of our national parks have just as much air pollution as cities….GREAT. FUCK. on top of that, hot dogs cause mania cause the nitrates wreck your stomach bacteria?? And fucked up stomach bacteria in a mom could lead to autism ???? Psychedelics like LSD, MDMA, and DMT help with depression by promoting dendritic growth and they call them “psychoplastogens.” Elon Musk and a bunch of other AI-heads sign a pledge to not build autonomous killing machines. The oldest baby snake preserved in amber. We thought we would find mummies, but we got mummy soup. Can isolation have evolutionary a

Welcome to the ~SEO Show~ where we talk about trending topics so we can type them in here like this: Trump and Putin make out, home run derby, france world cup, amazon prime day … and now when people search those topics, we’ll come up in those results, people will listen to the show, we’ll get fans, and then we’ll become richer than Jeff Bezos and save the world with our money instead of just having a lot of bathrooms in our house. We talk about the time I met Bill Gates, Pussy riot, robin williams, sacha baron cohen’s new show Who is America?, Elon Musk and child sized submarine and his Pedo remarks, The escaped Jaguar killing an alpaca, We finally watched the Harambe video, then we talked about getting away from the digital assault by camping. Evan talks about how he’s trying to livestream from the wilderness. Thanks to Ana Vasquez, Zach Manning, and Evan Rodgers. -Ryan

What if you could share a butt,skin, and mouth with drake? 😱Scientists found some polyps who who thrive by merging with each other. WELCOME TO SCIENCE THURSDAY 🐀🌊🕊we gott kill all the rats to save the coral so they can eat bird poop . 👻🔭🔮Astronomers in Antarctica found THE GHOST PARTICAL .🌿 There’s a tiny fern that could save the world, 🇮🇪🦕🦖meanwhile Ireland also takes a step toward saving the world by divesting from all fossil fuels. 🔧🔨🌍We got move back the date that humans left Africa by 200,000 years. 🔬💦💡Quantum liquid LEDs r twice as efficient and have precise color. 🧠🗣Confirmation of the left side of the brain as a better language processor. 🍊👀Oh and oranges r really good for your eyes. Thanks to marine kyology and Zach Show Live for being on the show

The secret cut off Drake’s Masterpiece, “Scorpion”. This is SEO Show where we talk about trending things so that we get randos who are searching these thing to listen. This week we’re pretending to be a Drake Remix to trick spotify users. We talk about drake, but also Tab Hunter, panic and the disco dude is pansexual, Why is “maps” trending right now? Apple maps? Why?, build a bear, Hailey Baldwin and Justin Bieber’s Half Reptilian baby, Selena Gomez, Jaden smith and the smith empire, the Thai cave rescue,elon musk, pineapple juice is good for vagina smell? No bra day, and Donkey kong. Thanks for listening, we had a fun time, glad to share it.