This Artificial Life

Science Thursday: randomly called Jordan and Regina and they answered. Zach came in with a jam. We talked about the Mars “organic matter” alien stuff, sucking carbon dioxide to stop climate change, the epa r idiots, the famous marshmallow test was bogus, dolphin echolocation research could make ultrasounds better, there’s an app to test for autism, the first footprint on land happened 10 million years before they thought, and India steps it up hard by banning all single use plastic by 2022.

We recorded an episode of SEO show yesterday and anchor lost the audio. Zach and I are absolutely downtrodden. We mourn the loss

Kanye ye reactions. Is the stuff with Drake 'real' or a Jake vs Logan level attention scheme. :::: SEO SHOW:::: The podcast where we look at google trends and talk about some of those search topics so we can type them here, like this: Donut Day, NBA Finals, 6ix9ine, Gorillaz, FedEx ... this digitally ties this audio recording to those search terms and will now will be discoverable under those highly popular search terms. Thanks for listening. Steph Curry, Pusha T, Happy Pride Month

Pickle rick is real: rat muscles in a robot finger. Other scientists built artificial pressure sensing nerves that could be used for prosthetics.They put them in a cockroach. Trick facial recognition AI by making it fight another AI, *AI VS AI*. a new study says people with bad vision are smarter?.IN OTHER EYEBALL NEWS: Step aside, lasik eye surgery, the femtosecond oscillator is gonna rock ur sockets until their macroscopic geometry is flipping owl level. The Gorillas are comin' back, baby! And a bunch of monkeys help dudes chill out. Horny old men r less religious, ?. ANd some neuroscientists think they found the brain's 'spiritual zone' , its the parietal cortex. Ok. TREES SWEAT! SWEATY TREES! and they're gonna be sweating hard cause some dang plant scientists found a way to boost crop production by 47%! Finally, some other person figured out how to use a magic EDM metal (bismuth) to 'tune' carbon dioxide transforming it into fuel!?, 'IRL Alchemy', this could save the earth?

Who is Sunny Malouf and why wont jake talk about her backyard waterpark riches? We get the dirt on the two youngest members of team 10: Justin Roberts and Sunny Malouf. Turns out their dads are as slimey as jake himself and are probably paying him. Why is Andy Altig so lame? And why does logan only vlog when theres a merch drop? Zach and ryan stir the pot and this weeks paul boy soup!

I answered the call that someone wanted to talk about "real talk." A woman from Albania was on the other end and she wanted to talk about being lonely and friendships ending. It def got real. I offered my ear to let her talk out her feelings. They were things ive felt myself, and it made me think of a Kurt Vonnegut quote that's been rattling around in my mind. Heres a small part: "When a couple has an argument, they may think it’s about money or power or sex, or how to raise the kids, or whatever. What they’re really saying to each other, though, without realizing it, is this: “You are not enough people!”"

Nicki Minaj is dating Eminem? Rockets vs. Warriors: predictions! Star Wars Solo: holy shit!!!! The truth about American Idol! 🤔uhh.. ok..😐?ASAP Rocky's new album is.. 🍷🍷Happy National Wine day, Tropical Storm Alberto, cause this is ~ SEO Friday ~ where we maximize discoverability in an attempt to hack the already inflamed and fractured social search-scape. Allow me to copy and paste something from Wikipedia for you: "Search engine optimization (SEO) is the process of affecting the online visibility of a website or a web page in a web search engine's unpaid results—often referred to as "natural", "organic", or "earned" results." If this is you're first time here, then you've fallen right into our trap, sucker!

This week we talk about freeing a Killer Whale #freelolita 🐬. Scientists hunting for DNA of the Loch Ness Monster 🦕. Humans find out they don’t have super special muscles that no other animal has 🙈. There’s evidence that there may be another planet way out beyond Neptune🌑. Walking and leg exercise generates new brain cells 🧠. Octopuses are NOT aliens👽🐙. Not very many people beside Americans say ‘thank you’ for anything 🤝. We are predictable phone zombies 🧟‍♂️🤳. Pterodactyls didn’t fly like bats🦇. And a few more things. Thanks for listening. #FreeTokitae

Our first ep of Paul Bro Sunday! Ana, Zach, and Ryan talk about the latest Logan Paul and Jake Paul content and gossip. There's an interactive portion where you can watch a jake paul vlog along with us. We also review the latest Erika Costell banger "Chitty Bang" ft. Jake Paul . Follow 'Zach show live' and 'tree' on anchor. And Trashcast on youtube

This is the first "science thursday" Ryan, Zach, and Kyle talk about new reasearch into possibility of transplanting memories from one brain to another with RNA. 🌎📈We also talk about bitcoin using .5 percent of the world's energy in a new peer reveiewed study. 🔫🐬Some Ukranian soldier dolphins (yeah, litterally dolphins trained to fight in their military) refused to work for the Russians (maybe). 🦖🥚Some dinosoaur egg news. 🧠💊🛌 Melatonin research could lead to sleeping pills with less side effects.✨☁️ 🛌☁️✨ dreaming (Rem sleep) and non REM sleep could work together clashing order (nonREM) with disorder (REM) leading to random and possibly creative thought. 📱🔋Ohhh! New technology could make batterties 100 times better! Holy shit! It uses magnetism? And nanostructures in a honeycomb shape?? Ok 🔬🍯🐝? ?????? 🧠🌱✌️CBD study shows a significant reduction in siezures in people with epilepsy. 🧠👄✌️"there is no Normal" -neuroscientists. 👥Virtual Reality study about the limits of what we can be