The female wardrobe is awkward and complicated. Guys have it easy when it comes to clothing and shopping–and we have the proof to back that up. Between having your best friend and boyfriend straddle you to zip up a dress, to getting stuck in  a change room, to making a fashion statement with a security tag still on. Also…are you supposed to wear a body suit with or without underwear?

Sam’s experience with Keto and receiving unwarranted comments on her diet and body, Janel gets weight shamed, when someone tells you that you look tired, a shout out to the new Canada Food Guide, how much should you tip for terrible restaurant service, Sam spends oodles of money and time to look the exact same, and when someone has to speak to you about the amount of cheese you’ve been eating.

At what point is it acceptable to call in sick to work, Sam’s coworker suffers a unique and disgusting injury, Janel gets skated over, a relative mindlessly mows off her toe, Janel’s dad mistakes his leg for some wood while using a saw, and Sam has a slight deformation!

What gender baby would you prefer, or is that a terrible thing to ask, Janel and Sam have VERY different views when it comes to the size of family they want, and pubescent boys are ‘spermy’ and some  like to show off their boners–who knew?

Sam encounters a woman from her childhood in a grown-up work setting, Janel runs into a man she knew in high school, Sam has dated so many people she can’t remember all of them even when they’re in front of her, Janel gets the cold shoulder from an ex, and comparing the life you have to the life you might’ve had with a different partner.

Sam survives a home visit from an internet stranger and gets the best present ever out of it, how Plenty of Fish changed a life, showing your new doctor your full bush, and pissing in a cup and all over your hands.

Spencer makes a gross dinner that should have been amazing, a broken pepper grinder lid ruins Sam’s dinner, Janel receives a mangled pizza, when Skip the Dishes goes wrong, how to get free fountain pop at IKEA, the best way to go to the movies, and Sam participates in an online gift exchange with an internet stranger Secret Santa who wants to personally drop off their present! WILL SHE SURVIVE?

The ethics of the Santa lie, obligatory joy, Christmas spirit, and an unedited outro as our gift to you this holiday season <3

We’re back! Sorry we took a short break last week while Janel was moving her life across the country– but it did result in some frustrating and awkward situations! And you’ll seriously think twice about pooping at your friend’s house after Sam’s friend nearly destroys her bathroom.

Sam takes her Mom to the vet, good parents can be so annoying, and seriously – what colour is earwax supposed to be??? Should Sam see a doctor???